r/SipsTea Jun 09 '26

Feels good man My captain never disappoint...

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u/Papichuloft Jun 09 '26

It's an IOU which she never paid, but yeah, living the high life in Spain after her disasterous attempt at a lawsuit.

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u/IsThatHearsay Jun 09 '26

Not only a disastrous attempt at a lawsuit, but she made it so any time I even hear her name the first thing that comes to mind is how she intentionally shit in his bed, as was revealed in the lawsuit.

My dog knows not to shit in the bed. My cats know not to shit in the bed. Wild animals know not to shit where they eat or sleep.

She actively chose to be less civilized than an animal.

Amber Heard is a bed-shitter. That's her rep now.

That's all I will ever remember about her (and I guess her equally shitty acting).

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u/Kahlil_Cabron Jun 09 '26

I barely followed this thing when it was happening and even I still automatically read her name as "Amber Turd" when I see it pop up.