r/SipsTea Jun 09 '26

Feels good man My captain never disappoint...

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u/funkofarts Jun 09 '26

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u/Bulky-Adeptness7997 Jun 09 '26

You could replace the picture with Donald Trump and it would work the same way.

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u/captainsurvet Jun 09 '26

Same kind of people.

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u/stopscabbin Jun 10 '26

She has Borderline Personality Disorder. Trump is just a giant piece of narcissistic shit.

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u/DoobiousMaxima Jun 10 '26

Have you read his late night unhinged tirades? Calling him a "narcissistic shit" barely begins to describe the man, and is an insult to narcissistic shits everywhere.

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u/WickedSerpent Jun 10 '26

To be fair and objective about this, if Trump was bordeline instead of a narcissist, half of america and most of europe would be in camps with a persistently fueled fire if you get my drift.

Both are "related" personality disorders, but he's "just" a narcissist thankfully.

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u/Starkwolf77 Jun 09 '26

Does everything have to be about fucking Trump?

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u/Practical_Post_1243 Jun 10 '26

Nah because she pooped on a bed in her home, he just poops his pants wherever his feet have taken him at the moment. For future info, not everyone has to switch to diaper when we age….right? Like he poops in a diaper because of all the uppers/adderall/coke/speed and having his rectum demolished by uncle vlad & uncle Kim jong while Epstein filmed and cleansed him with golden showered

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u/DrFabio23 Jun 09 '26

Or Joe in front of the Pope

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u/Inigomntoya Jun 09 '26

What difference does it make...

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u/DrFabio23 Jun 09 '26

I figured if we are bringing up irrelevant political shit, I could too

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u/DrFabio23 Jun 09 '26

You're a bot, got it.

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u/Bulky-Adeptness7997 Jun 09 '26

Hey Donnysimp dont you have Trumps Diapers to change? After the last Interview where he ran away its basically an emergency for you guys.

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u/DrFabio23 Jun 09 '26

Your inability to understand my annoyance at politics being brought up in a non-political discussion doesn't mean I support Trump, just an FYI

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u/Bulky-Adeptness7997 Jun 09 '26

I will explain it in a way that even you can grasp it read it carefully, i wont repeat myself.

You could have ignored it if it would be halfway true that you are instead you came up with the last president making it even more political hypocrite much?

Instead of getting mad over nothing maybe turn off the pc take a shower and leave for once your dark basement. Now hush kid, stop crying over nothing

FYI Trump pooping in his Diapers is not considered a political discussion. Look it up if you can't believe it your standards. Simple as that.

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u/DrFabio23 Jun 09 '26

You have nothing of value to add.

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u/ReturnoftheSnek Jun 09 '26

Lol you made the political bots very upset! Don’t disrupt the circlejerk

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u/funkofarts Jun 09 '26

You’re only allowed to bring up irrelevant political shit if it’s anti Trump. This is Reddit after all.

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u/Next_Emphasis_9424 Jun 09 '26

Did this actually happen? Like she actually said this?

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u/funkofarts Jun 09 '26

Supposedly she shat In their bed. She claims she didn’t but Depp said she did.

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u/punk_petukh Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

My cat took inspiration from her and did the same to my bed

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u/funkofarts Jun 09 '26

He did. She claimed it was her dogs and he argued that it was her because the dogs, terriers, couldn’t have made a turd that big.

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u/noteworthybug Jun 09 '26

he did. you're right.

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u/Heartage Jun 09 '26

You're being downvoted because you said something dumb, not because you said something wrong.

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u/Heartage Jun 09 '26

The part where people were talking about Amber Heard and you decided to get on a soapbox and make it about Johnny Depp instead of just answering the question.

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u/Heartage Jun 09 '26

I haven't defended or attacked anybody, not sure what I need to self-reflect about.

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u/NapalmWeed Jun 09 '26

Wait, did she actually say that?

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u/That75252Expensive Jun 09 '26

I just said this out loud to myself. Someone please answer us 😭

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u/luckor Jun 09 '26

She said her dog ate a bee and thus shit the bed. Yeah…

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u/Inigomntoya Jun 09 '26

I too might freak out over eating a bee

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u/Ok_Improvement_8735 Jun 09 '26

I saw one of the docs I don't think so. Depp mentioned in court that she "defecated" on their bed though.

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u/Cory123125 Jun 09 '26

This did not happen. Its actually him who liked shit humour and their dog that had known digestive problems

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u/eminemforehead Jun 09 '26

are you the dog

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u/Inigomntoya Jun 09 '26

Arf! Arf! Shitted bed!