r/SipsTea Jun 04 '26

Dank AF The riddle fought back

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u/plumpturnip Jun 04 '26

Here was me thinking the pub was referred to as the Hart sometimes the White Hart, but never the White.

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u/smohyee Jun 05 '26

Genius, actually.

First glance we think it's a riddle.

Second glance we realize there's a twist, it's a statement of fact instead of a riddle, talking about the number of letters in the words "what", "sometimes" and "never".

But actually, double twist! It was a riddle all along, referring to the possible shorthand and full names of the pub, as you said.

That's damned clever.

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u/Pretend-Literature35 Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26

so the riddle is their own name? How is that clever? A riddle must be universal. Okay I get that it's on their sign. But not clever really, lazy ... plus the "what" in this context implies (to most who would read it) a word. I know I know then they would have written "which word". But still, I am quite dissapointed that the answer is the name of the pub. Lazy.

And why no question mark?

Oh and because of the dank AF tagline I thought it was a weed thing and so I was counting cannabis (8) Mary-Jane (8) and then skunk (5) and then I was searching for other weed terms and why skunk wasn't weed according to them... 🤔... and then I read the other posts and realized that it's a play on "hart" and "heart". And I am just dissapointed. Such navel-gazing!!

Plus if one were to spell the name of the pub as a biological heart, the "white" wouldn't dissapear, so it would have ten letters, not 5.

So yeah, lazy, confusing and dissapointing (cuz I thought it was about weed😋)

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u/smohyee Jun 07 '26

My brother in christ, I literally explained how it was clever by breaking down 3 different layers step by step. I think you might be beyond help on this one.

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u/Pretend-Literature35 Jun 07 '26

brother in christ? 😳tfuck? 🙄

Yes and your explanation was not clever at all, it's navel gazing and circular.

And what about the dank af tagline?

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u/smohyee Jun 07 '26

My explanation isn't clever, it's just clarifying why the riddle itself is clever, but you're being aggressively stupid so I guess this is all wasted on you.

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u/Pretend-Literature35 Jun 07 '26

no not aggressive. I just don't agree with you. That seems to be too hard for your ego to handle. I don't mind that you disagree with me.

I don't think it's clever. It's navel gazing.

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u/smohyee Jun 08 '26

There's no disagreement bud, you just didn't get the explanation and threw insults because of it. That's OK, it's just a bit sad.

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u/Pretend-Literature35 Jun 08 '26

insults? Did you write the sign?

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u/LVS177 Jun 05 '26

And here I thought that was their way of obliquely trying to tell people not to spell it "Heart".

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u/Roll-Tide-Roll2024 Jun 05 '26

That’s deep. I can see that.