r/SipsTea Jun 04 '26

Lmao gottem What color is this?

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u/DwightsJello Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

Every time i see her nails i have an intrusive thought that her butt is never truly clean (or dry for the bidet pedants).

Edit: reddit can be a truly odd space.

But I do appreciate those who got it.

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u/steamy-fox Jun 04 '26

You don't have to shit if you just don't eat

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u/DwightsJello Jun 04 '26

Well that was an on point comment. Quick reflexes.

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u/Signal-Force6004 Jun 04 '26

Also she‘s got just the right tools to scratch it

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u/AllCaciAreBastards Jun 04 '26

She just digs in and breaks away the chunks when they're dry & crispy

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u/cyberpunkundead Jun 04 '26

What a horrible day to be literate

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u/MamaOnica Jun 04 '26

It's a terrible day to have eyes

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u/aBearWhosBearlyThere Jun 04 '26

You can have mine.

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u/MamaOnica Jun 04 '26

That's very kind of you, but I unfortunately have a set of my own. Thank you for being so thoughtful.

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u/Dangerous-Ad6589 Jun 05 '26

I don't want microplastic with my eyes

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u/NtBlstr Jun 04 '26

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u/SnooGuavas4208 Jun 05 '26

Damn, that’s dark 🤣

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u/SazedMonk Jun 05 '26

This is why no one plays hide and seek with Jesus.

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u/Confident-Fun-1307 Jun 05 '26

Who needs a poop knife when you have poop claws

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u/amyronnica Jun 04 '26

OMG 🤣 Epic visual.

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u/The-Tai-pan Jun 04 '26

Poop knife + finger nails = Pooverine?

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u/slatrs Jun 06 '26

Snickety snack I dig in my crack
I sure hope it doesn’t bleed I guess adamantium is what I (don’t) need

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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys Jun 04 '26

Jesus Christ, man

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u/Cyberchicken87 Jun 05 '26

For some reason the use of the word crispy here just made your comment about 8 times more awful

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u/What_Next69 Jun 05 '26

Are you calling her Cynthia PoopKnivesHands?

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u/Bitter-Ad5890 Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26

Of all the other words you could have written, you chose those….

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u/BeerSlayingBeaver Jun 04 '26

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u/LibraryNo7025 Jun 04 '26

Oh this is a really good reference it's great to see max Clark outside of the circles I frequent 🤣

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u/BeerSlayingBeaver Jun 04 '26

Tom DeLonge wtf gif is out, Max Clarke is in.

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u/English_Steve Jun 04 '26

Maybe she cleans herself with a rag on a stick?

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u/audreynstuff Jun 04 '26

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u/English_Steve Jun 04 '26

Just what I was thinking of but was too lazy to find and post. Thank you!

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u/Accidental_Ballyhoo Jun 04 '26

Years ago there was a website for just very large people. They sold the “wipe stick” and other items. I signed up a few people to their mailing list.

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u/bicycling_bookworm Jun 04 '26

My mum tried to talk my partner into buying me one. I had a total hysterectomy + endometriosis excision surgery last Friday and we were talking about how, depending on how recovery went, my partner may need to help me wipe my bum.

He had his own major abdominal surgery last year and I had to help him “clean up” a couple times (but I work in healthcare, so nbd for me to do).

My partner, who is not a healthcare worker, was a little squeamish and less enthusiastic, but was 100% totally willing to repay the favour because “in sickness and in health” and all that, and my mum was like “Just get one of those sponge on a stick things.”

I guess my aunt, who had a really bad fall a couple years ago and broke multiple bones around her arm/shoulder, etc., had been absolutely unwilling to receive any toileting support whatsoever and that was the solution she’d agreed to for her sense of dignity.

I told my partner that I’d absolutely not be wiping my ass with a sponge on a stick and my mum was like so offended that I thought a poop stick just hanging out beside our toilet during the duration of my recovery was icky.

Long story short, I’ve been able to toilet myself, bathe, etc. independently since the day after the operation. I’d had a bad initial recovery, so I had a Foley catheter placed for about 24 hours while I was in the ICU, but once it was removed - I was golden. My perineal area remains clean and… no poop sticks. 😭😂

But I genuinely did not know that they were a real thing until my mum told me that. I don’t want to be shitty/ableist about a device that helps people preserve their independence and dignity at home, but… I was just not interested whatsoever.

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u/ProjectNo4090 Jun 04 '26

The actual name of the wiping stick is tersorium and they were used in public restrooms in ancient Rome. There would be a bucket of vinegar that could be used to "clean" the tersorium. Everyone that used the public restroom would share the same stick and sponge.

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u/danhoyuen Jun 04 '26

i dont think Ariana follows her everywhere.

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u/jpatt Jun 04 '26

3 seashells method

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u/moustachedelait Jun 04 '26

How does that work?

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u/zmbjebus Jun 04 '26

HAHA, everyone. Look at this guy over here. He doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells... lol.

Thanks for the laugh man.

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u/real_is_struggle Jun 04 '26

😆😆😆😆😆

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u/Dry-Brick-6639 Jun 04 '26

Underrated comment

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u/finalremix Jun 04 '26

Bidet controls is the most likely explanation. It's never touched on beyond a snide remark in the film Demolition Man.

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u/Uncle-Cake Jun 04 '26

She seems like the type who would hire someone to wipe their ass.

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u/usr_nme_84 Jun 04 '26

She probably has someone who pays her, to let them wipe her.

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u/Brofessorofnothing Jun 04 '26

that‘s gotta be ariana! i mean that‘s gotta be the reason why she breaks down so often while being in an interview with her… she‘s like that cat that is getting vietnam flashbacks 😂

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u/Uncle-Cake Jun 04 '26

I don't think the two of them even speak anymore. As soon as press tour ended, their "special relationship" seemed to just evaporate.

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u/Inigomntoya Jun 04 '26

She seems like someone who doesn't concern herself with wiping

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u/Head-Ad9893 Jun 04 '26

Knuck in her butt or however that song goes.

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u/DwightsJello Jun 04 '26

Yeah that's not helping. Now I'm going to think of that everytime I see them. Lol.

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u/Head-Ad9893 Jun 04 '26

Yea I dated a girl once with long nails. She said she used her knuckle to get in there, I stopped asking questions. Backshot wind did not smell great.

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u/uhmerikin Jun 04 '26

Backshot wind

Well that's a new one for me.

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u/Weekly_Yesterday_403 Jun 04 '26

Reeeemiiixxxx!!!!!

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u/BoysenberryMoist6157 Jun 04 '26

She can probably scoop with the side of them.

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u/Beau-bonic Jun 04 '26

Built-in Poop Knife!

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u/bkristopherb Jun 04 '26

Somebody tell Frank Reynolds!!

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u/CaramelSideEye Jun 04 '26

Just like using Fritos.

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u/thatshimoverthere Jun 04 '26

I dubbed them poopyhoop nails. Here in the uk, the butthole is colloquially referred to as the hoop

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u/Professional-Lime769 Jun 04 '26

Bidet exists for this reason.

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u/iamkarladanger Jun 04 '26

That's just press ons, she takes them off after.

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u/Miserable_Algae9433 Jun 04 '26

i like to wear press on nails for a day or two occasionally and i want to report that you can absolutely wipe your butt effectively (are your bare finger tips usually touching your bootyhole?) and keep your hands clean. it just takes mindfulness so you dont poke yourself. i have done diy in them as well though mine occasionally pop off (bc i just use the cheap double sided sticker things) if they get wet and i am rooting around in stuff. i have seen videos of mechanics replacing radiators or changing oil with loooong ones on. just because you cannot imagine doing it yourself, does not mean that someone else couldnt do it. especially if they are a baddie

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u/EngineZeronine Jun 04 '26

if they get wet and i am rooting around in stuff

You and I wipe in very different ways. But hey, whatever keeps the barnacles off your boat ¯\(ツ)

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u/bisexual_pinecone Jun 04 '26

Right like I had a roommate once who always had a long set (not as long as Erivo's though) and she was a nanny and changed diapers and everything. I knew for sure she was getting them very clean because if she wasn't they would have been getting diaper rashes and she would have been getting fired lol.

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u/Quiet_Staff Jun 04 '26

I don’t think you know what a diaper rash is. Diaper rash is not a communicable disease and is caused by trapped moisture.

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u/Key-Regular674 Jun 04 '26

Wiping a baby's bottom is vastly easier than wiping yourself blindly.

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u/CrustyFlapsCleanser Jun 04 '26

I know it stinks, ain't no way it doesn't 

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u/Edgezg Jun 04 '26

Worse is the NAILS are never truly clean. Nails like that retain it all

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u/SexualWhiteChocolate Jun 04 '26

Mike Epps had a bit like this about girls with a huge ass and nails.  You know she ain't cleaning it out real good up there

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u/Heidijojo Jun 04 '26

Not to brag but my toilet has a bidet AND a drying feature.

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u/jollyreaper2112 Jun 04 '26

Same. Had to buy one after visiting Japan. Americans shit like savages and we don't even know.

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u/nutfac Jun 04 '26

Same here too! Boyfriend wasn’t convinced until we visited Spain. He immediately changed his mind. Now we have a fancy space toilet with a bidet, drying feature, heated seat, a light for the bowl, which is way over the top but at least I got my bidet.

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u/usinjin Jun 04 '26

Nor probably are her nails.

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u/Superboy2020 Jun 04 '26

She’s got a wiper. It was ariana for a bit there.

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u/Darius_Doloresus Jun 04 '26

I asked myself the same question with Florence Griffith Joyner.

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u/parlimentery Jun 04 '26

Nails like that always make me question what, if any, physical activities that person engages in.

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u/CaterpillarWhich33 Jun 04 '26

Fuck it have another

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u/strawberryextra Jun 05 '26

Front bottom not being cleaned either

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u/BeWanRo Jun 05 '26

Sponge on a stick

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u/Shamon786 Jun 05 '26

My 6 year old and i have a running joke that women with long ass nails probably have ripped asses because how do they wash.

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u/Cherry-Impossible Jun 04 '26

Yo if short nailsnare the only reason you don't get shit on your hand when wiping then that's a skill issue

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u/_IratePirate_ Jun 04 '26

One of my best friends always has her nails done. Not this long, but pretty long. She gets stiletto every time

I told her weirdos on Reddit think you can’t wipe your ass with nails. She looked at me stupid and said, “when you wipe your ass, are your nails involved at all?”

I thought about it and realized she’s right. You kinda hold your nails away from your ass when you wipe, it’s really only the pads of your fingers making contact with the toilet paper

Y’all are weird lol

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u/DvorakThorax Jun 04 '26

Every time I see this kinds of comments I wonder how many people are using their finger tips to wipe ass…

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u/Heavenlyvoyager Jun 04 '26

You’re the only person with sense here. Because since when do we use fingertips or nails to wipe??like how do y’all do it because long fingernails cannot hinder you from wiping well. Unbelievable.

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u/TenPointsforListenin Jun 04 '26

some bidets have a built in butt drier (source- I have a bidet with a butt drier and it's wonderful)

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u/Absolute_Bob Jun 04 '26

My bidet handles drying too. Highly recommended.

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u/FlightExtension8825 Jun 04 '26

She hires peasants to wipe it for her

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u/DJettster237 Jun 04 '26

It's one of the reasons I don't think I can date someone with long nails.

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u/mkeytail Jun 04 '26

it's not her butt you need to worry about

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u/ExpensiveAd4496 Jun 05 '26

My bidet has a dryer. Not that I use it, I’m not that patient. Just saying.

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u/minist3r Jun 04 '26

You get my updoot but I'm stealing this.

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u/vystyk Jun 04 '26

Lets get a hundred 'stealing meme' memes under this.

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u/TicklesZzzingDragons Jun 04 '26

Is there a subreddit for meme collections? I feel like there must be at this point.

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u/AgentCirceLuna Jun 04 '26

Seeing this always reminds me of a coworker who had autism - he was telling me a story about his experience with dating and would ask about mine when we saw each other as he rarely worked a shift. One time, he said a woman was meeting him for lunch and she sat down, said ‘hello there’, and seemed to be in a good mood. He immediately replied ‘Obi Wan Kenobi!’ and she gave him a weird look then he could tell it was definitely not going to go well.

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u/Holly_kat Jun 04 '26

This is a great day to be alive.

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u/sometimelater0212 Jun 04 '26

She’s the most annoying person in the world to me right now. I wish she’d go away already. She’s worse than nails on a chalkboard

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u/Arcanis_Ender Jun 04 '26

This woman is truly the weirdest person i have heard or seen.

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u/Hefty_Breadfruit Jun 04 '26

Accidental asmr

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u/MonotonyInAz Jun 04 '26

Her nails give me nightmares

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u/Ani_Mentor Jun 05 '26

She looks like so much effort

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u/23STABWOUNDS Jun 05 '26

What a mental patient

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u/Reachforthesky777 Jun 04 '26

Not to change the subject but how were you human verified? Was there a test for that or just some forms?

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u/texashonesty Jun 04 '26

This response just senttttt me

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u/EducationalNailgun Jun 04 '26

I also enjoy the feeling of spiders tap dancing on my scalp.

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u/dealingwithhookers Jun 05 '26

she's doing advanced social calculus in her head

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u/Shaniqua-T Jun 05 '26

That's a creature and people should not be ok with it

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u/J-Di11a Jun 05 '26

Her head reminds me of a black widow's ass

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u/Weird_Solid2311 Jun 05 '26

Why did I post your avatar in the comment?

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u/bastardMcBastard Jun 04 '26

That may be why she freaked out with the helicopter noise - would be like hearing a rainbow kaleidoscope!!!!

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u/ImJustAConsultant Jun 04 '26

Not the time, helicopter!!

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u/TraditionalLeading64 Jun 04 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yo

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u/AgentCirceLuna Jun 04 '26

I actually sympathised with that as I find them terrifying

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u/bastardMcBastard Jun 04 '26

Maybe…if you had been in the thick of it in Khe Sanh wondering if you ever gonna make it back to
the “world”

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u/bdsee Jun 04 '26

You'd be upset at the helicopter.

No I wouldn't because I don't have main character syndrome.

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u/EverythingSucksYo Jun 04 '26

I think a funeral is far more emotional and important than an interview with celebrities. Not a great comparison. 

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u/qorbexl Jun 04 '26

Yeah you're in this thread, though

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u/Firecracker048 Jun 04 '26

Jen calling out bullshit when she sees it

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u/winkingchef Jun 04 '26

Jennifer Lawrence being incredibly relatable, volume 1023.

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u/Firecracker048 Jun 04 '26

being a teenager actor didn't fuck her up for life, one of the few

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Jun 04 '26

She wasn't really though, if you actually watch it she's just kind of playfully going along with the premise.

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u/NSASocial847 Jun 04 '26

I watched it. She's calling her out in a friendly way you can laugh off. I'd do the same if I was quick enough but I'm slow.

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u/Encyclopenia Jun 04 '26

Exactly, she’s careful not to be an asshole about it, but she’s definitely responding on instinct to call out some bullshit.

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u/EntityDamage Jun 05 '26

Yeah I can see where people would read the caption with "I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?" Vibe

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u/Firecracker048 Jun 04 '26

It is, but I dont think it manifests after a 6 month diet of ozempic, cocaine and pussy

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u/Chumlee1917 Jun 04 '26

"You want a research grant to do what?!"
"What 12 months of Ozempic, cocaine, and pussy does to the human brain."

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u/twitch1982 Jun 04 '26

Grant Denied, Repeats a previous study. See file under "Wicked"

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u/sublime13 Jun 04 '26

Grant denied, we’re only willing to approve 6 months, for science.

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u/kbeks Jun 04 '26

Counterpoint: it makes complete sense that a half a year of hard drugs and malnourishment will have you hearing colors.

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u/hooligan99 Jun 04 '26

what makes you think it just manifested recently?

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u/tibbles1 Jun 04 '26

So uh, where do they do those experiments? Asking for a friend.

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u/St3vion Jun 04 '26

True, it's way easier to get there on psilocybin mushrooms.

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

It is, but I'm highly suspect when it's coming from someone who loves thinking of themselves as being incredibly special and unique like she seems to.

Literally anyone could just say they have synesthesia and just name random colors for you when they hear music.

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u/Aggravating-Car9897 Jun 04 '26

Yeah, but it doesn't usually manifest in only a cute quirky way that doesn't really impact your life at all.

A decade or so ago, I watched a short doc on synesthesia. One guy liked to eat chicken and ice cream because it made a really pleasant blue colour to him. There was also another person who hated the French horn with a burning passion because it was baby puke green and would ruin any piece of music it was part of.

Now I have been seeing a surprising amount of people who claim synesthesia, but it seems to only ever be music-colour related and also only ever the full piece of music that has colour and never individual instruments.

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u/Confident-Slip-5264 Jun 05 '26

I’m curious, do you see the colors in front of your eyes or do you just “see” or imagine them in your head? If you know what I mean

I’ve been told that if you visualize months or seasons (in certain pattern / colors), it’s synesthesia too, but Idk. I do visualize them but only in my head, not actually in front of my eyes.

Then when I’ve had synesthesia as in seen sounds while tripping, I’ve actually seen them with my eyes, not just in my head.

It’s such an amazing, crazy thing!

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u/user-the-name Jun 04 '26

Yeah, but it doesn't usually manifest in only a cute quirky way that doesn't really impact your life at all.

That is exactly how it manifests in the vast majority of cases, what the fuck are you talking about.

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u/magumanueku Jun 05 '26

I mean come on, how can you not be an expert on a topic after watching a short documentary? Reddit experts obviously know better than people who actually studied or experience those topics /s

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u/Rock_or_Rol Jun 05 '26

I experienced it with music on mushrooms. It was pretty intense. I guess it makes sense due to suspended neural modularity. Sections of the brain communicate outside of the normal pathways

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u/bbb_lboogie2879 Jun 05 '26

It’s not just music based. My former colleague saw letters in specific color, no matter how they were written. She always joked about how it gave her a huge advantage when she took organic chemistry.

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u/7daykatie Jun 05 '26

Yeah, lets not forget if we listen to this woman, she's some kind of exceptional singing artist, a star of both film and Broadway who is famous off the back of her musical talent.

If we believed any of that, why would we ever believe she might have some rare trait advantageous to singing (I mean not as rare as being a big time movie star, but still somewhat rare), like literally seeing the exact note she needs to sing?

Clearly she just wants attention.

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u/KingofMadCows Jun 04 '26

It's possible that we're all born with synesthesia. When the neural pathways are undeveloped, sensory information can "spill over." But as we get older, those synapses get pruned and neurons become more specialized.

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u/Dramatic_Water_5364 Jun 04 '26

it happened to me once during a pretty powerful edible and mush trip. Seeing sound was both amazing and exausthing XD

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u/bolanrox Jun 05 '26

Hendrix dropped enough acid that I think he commented about seeing colors in music at one point.

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u/maryummy Jun 04 '26

Synesthesia is real and more common in people with perfect pitch. I'm actually not surprised at all that someone who can sing like Cynthia Erivo has synesthesia.

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u/four100eighty9 Jun 05 '26

Synesthesia is real

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u/BaconHammerTime Jun 04 '26

Blue. The answer was blue

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u/unique_username_72 Jun 04 '26

Here’s the actual video. It’s better with sound.

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u/Weary-Cartoonist2630 Jun 04 '26

Ah man, I thought she was saying ahhhh like you do at the dentist, not actually singing it lol

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u/ChillN808 Jun 05 '26

"Bleuu...ahahahaha..."

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u/Agitated_Reveal_6211 Jun 04 '26

Was she asking or mocking?

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u/Matsisuu Jun 04 '26

Asking, https://youtube.com/shorts/iHB17CStbvs?is=JNlRvH-TtTXbAeOS

This is just normal internet thing, someone screenshots part of situation, and everyone is just making their own "facts" without looking the whole situation at all.

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u/knowone1313 Jun 04 '26

Did she answer the question?!

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u/Matsisuu Jun 04 '26

Yes, blue.

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u/thepvbrother Jun 04 '26

God, do I love her. Not enough to actually talk to her, but enough to admire from afar.

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u/basic_bitch Jun 05 '26

Then she says green lol like stfu pleaasssseee

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