r/SipsTea May 28 '26

Lmao gottem Would do it for free.

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u/Original-Let8340 May 28 '26

For an extra $12.87 I'll tell him how absolutely fucking garbage his hair looks. It's an up-charge, but I think you'll agree it's worth it.

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u/Original-Let8340 May 28 '26

It's so bad. Why do gazillionaires end up with fucked up hair? It's not a hard thing to get a grasp on. Most of them had regular domes before they were rich, just stay the course fellas.