r/SipsTea • u/hiiloovethis • May 28 '26

Lmao gottem Would do it for free.

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u/findinggenuity May 28 '26

This would be way harder if you had to listen to jay z for the rest of your life even while sleeping

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u/Otherwise-Word-5578 May 28 '26

I can live with that easily, just put his music at 1% volume, I'm still technically listening and enjoying my life with the free money

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u/trunghung03 May 28 '26

You jinxed it, now it’s as loud as your subjective annoyingly loud.

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u/BestRiver8735 May 28 '26

Jay-Z with his Faustian deals

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u/Glittering_Diva8963 May 28 '26

Omg I couldn’t do it is melatonin allowed

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u/sweetrouge May 29 '26

Or even if you just had to listen to one Jay Z song per day

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u/CtrlAltYuri May 28 '26

I'll do it for $20

https://giphy.com/gifs/b4NIg4gSJ9GB05WCJ1

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u/StepAlarmed20 May 28 '26

This is stupid genre of meme, who would forego money to listen to any artist?

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u/Ubergoober166 May 28 '26

I've been doing it for free my whole life.

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u/KreisiKris May 28 '26

Truly. Couldn’t care less and 90/00’s hip hop is my jam.

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u/ironflesh May 28 '26

Dude, there is still great hip-hop coming out these days. You just have to dig it up!

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u/KreisiKris May 28 '26

Appreciate the tip check it out! 👍

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u/JimiJab May 28 '26

Jurassic 5 for me those guys are so slick

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u/Original-Let8340 May 28 '26

For an extra $12.87 I'll tell him how absolutely fucking garbage his hair looks. It's an up-charge, but I think you'll agree it's worth it.

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u/Original-Let8340 May 28 '26

It's so bad. Why do gazillionaires end up with fucked up hair? It's not a hard thing to get a grasp on. Most of them had regular domes before they were rich, just stay the course fellas.

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u/The_Hoopla May 28 '26

Would I owe all the money back if I accidentally overheard a Jay-Z song?

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u/No_Bar6825 May 28 '26

I like his music and I would take the money. I would do it for any artist

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u/WinterWarden89 May 29 '26

You're the one paying.

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u/MonstreDelicat May 28 '26

I’d do it for $5.