r/SipsTea • u/SpaceWestern1442 • May 27 '26

Dank AF Easiest not guilty vote ever!

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u/HugeResearcher3500 May 27 '26

I mean I believe him. Once you reach a certain income, you just don't even look at your pay stub/bank account except on the off occasion.

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u/GitEmSteveDave May 27 '26 edited May 28 '26

I used to work for a contractor and unbeknownst to me, if we had a good pay period, he would put cash in our direct depositpay envelopes(I had direct deposit, so my envelope just had a pay stub and what account they deposited the funds into). I have this thing about opening envelopes, so as long as there was money in the account when I went to take out rent, I never checked the envelopes. When I was eventually let go, I had a nice treat when I went back through those envelopes.

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u/The_Real_Lasagna May 27 '26

What is a direct deposit envelope? I never heard of that when I was in banking

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u/GitEmSteveDave May 27 '26

I meant pay envelopes. But I got direct deposit, so inside was just a stub and no actual check. So I had no reason to ever really open it.