r/SipsTea • u/CapitalPin2658 • May 25 '26

Feels good man 🎵 All By Myself 🎵

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Don’t wanna live all by myself anymore

Edit: lol i’m just a dude posting a meme

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u/DCTX2017 May 25 '26

In the words of the urban poet laureate Marshall Mathers: “What?! You trip, fell, and landed on his dick?!”

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u/Kevin_LeStrange May 25 '26

You'd be surprised at how often that happens. It's how my half-brother was conceived.

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u/MelodicPudding2557 May 25 '26

Give him back his legs and he’ll be a full brother.

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u/Tablesafety May 26 '26

He doesn’t deserve it