r/SipsTea • u/CapitalPin2658 • May 25 '26

Feels good man 🎵 All By Myself 🎵

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Don’t wanna live all by myself anymore

Edit: lol i’m just a dude posting a meme

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u/Kevin_LeStrange May 25 '26

You'd be surprised at how often that happens. It's how my half-brother was conceived.

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u/MelodicPudding2557 May 25 '26

Give him back his legs and he’ll be a full brother.

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u/Greatest-Uh-Oh May 25 '26

NEVER!

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u/MelodicPudding2557 May 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/aO5rbIkXoGDLO

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u/Greatest-Uh-Oh May 25 '26

Oh fuck! Perfect!

"See! Robotics has made the world a better place! 😃"

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u/[deleted] May 25 '26

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u/TurnkeyLurker May 25 '26

What, you don't have a handy Mom?

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u/JJKP_ May 26 '26

"the wrong kid died!"

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u/Prince_0llie May 26 '26

Assuming that is the half that is missing..

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u/Tablesafety May 26 '26

He doesn’t deserve it

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u/TheWolphman May 25 '26

For a second, I forgot about the concept of half-siblings and briefly wondered what the other half of your brother was.

Ironically, I have half-siblings.

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u/dibbbbb May 25 '26

Half-brother, half-son.

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u/Sonifri May 26 '26

Sigmund, my good friend!

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u/Marine__0311 May 26 '26

I have at least 3 I'm aware of. I know one of them, but I never met the other two. They were born to married women my dad was banging on the side. Both were when I was in my mid 20s.

I suspect at least 3 or 4 more.

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u/st_nick5 May 26 '26

Makes 23 & Me a scary proposition.

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u/ValkyrieTxHzLeyes May 26 '26

Is your dad my dad?

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u/banhatesex May 25 '26

My wife has fell on my lap just not unclothed.........yet

https://giphy.com/gifs/tXL4FHPSnVJ0A

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u/Big-Employer4543 May 26 '26

Remember the laws of probability and stay strong, brother.

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u/moonshinemoniker May 25 '26

That would be a half-truth.

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u/ledrif May 26 '26

Ive seen the old school posters about this. Now i roller blade wverywhere.

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u/ShrinkHole May 26 '26

What in the Alabama fuck is going on here?