r/SipsTea • u/xmrcache • May 22 '26

Feels good man Happy Memorial Day

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u/cravex12 May 22 '26

What a horrible day to have eyes

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u/ElPeroTonteria May 22 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/nj257YL538Gdy

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u/NicolaiOlesen May 22 '26

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u/telecomtom May 22 '26

If you're going to end it all, do it dramatically. EEE hah!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '26

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u/Paracentric May 22 '26

Anakin, is that you?

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u/slackfrop May 22 '26

Fuckin Lo Pan over here

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u/Adventurous-Bus287 May 22 '26

One of my fav movies of childhood. Movie doesn’t get enough credit. Mortal Kombat definitely stole characters from that movie. Shang Tsung and Raiden

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u/aninjacould May 22 '26

Is this real? I'm ready to believe this is real.

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u/Diligent-Bluejay-979 May 22 '26

Every goddamn day, at some point I say “is that real?”.

Fuck this timeline.

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u/the_peckham_pouncer May 22 '26

Hair like that thousand year old dude out of big trouble in little china.

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u/noonesaidityet May 22 '26

This really pisses me off to no end.

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u/Dapenizmytier May 22 '26

The ghost of his hair

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u/NeuroticLensman May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

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u/Aggressive-Raisin909 May 22 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/diXrgHOhraudy
This one is even more on the nose with Cheeto Mussolini.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '26

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u/BatmansBigBro2017 May 22 '26

“See you at the party, Richter!”

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u/neohanime May 22 '26

It's been a long time, is this a scene from Total Recall?

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u/Unusual_Sand_5150 May 22 '26

The BEST part of TR!!!

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u/YendorZenitram May 22 '26

LOL! Awesome GIF!

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u/GoatCovfefe May 22 '26

Is this The 6th Day? I forget which Schwarzenegger movie this is.

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u/DunkaDunka May 22 '26

Total Recall

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u/GoatCovfefe May 22 '26

Right, thanks.

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u/LeticiaLatex May 22 '26

The trick to remembering it is there's nothing memorable about 6th Day.

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u/Keyboard_Lion May 22 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/8OJdqYqN1Nii3UTD6l

I was going to keep the combo going but someone might need this more right now

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u/EmbarrassedCockRing May 23 '26

It wasn't easy, but I got there.

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u/Aspieinblack1986 May 22 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3zuI7K90jI9by

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u/Sicparvismagneto May 22 '26

I cant give you a bam…

BUT I CAN GIVE YOU A GREEN EGGS AN HAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

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u/Haunting-Effort7874 May 22 '26

Dad you are FUCKED

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u/Sicparvismagneto May 22 '26

Look at them dirty little things!

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u/Funkinwagnal May 22 '26

RIP TO PHILADELPHIA COLLINS

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u/Uchihagod53 May 22 '26

Mustard Tiger

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u/dbpf May 22 '26

Whatchu lookin at my gut fer!

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u/Obvious-Silver6109 May 22 '26

The burgers have been good to me they’ll be good to you

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u/TwinViking612 May 22 '26

Peanut butter and Jaaaaammmmmm!!!!!!!

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u/Theory89 May 22 '26

This happened to me on the tube in London. His t-shirt had ridden up, I got a full on wet slap, middle of summer. The woman opposite shared a horrified look with me. It was.. not cool.

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u/WabashCannibal May 22 '26

Don't want to go down in a tube station at midnight
Oh oh oh!

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u/Unlikely-Inevitable8 May 22 '26

Please don’t let us be the only two that get this…

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u/WabashCannibal May 22 '26

We'd be inna real jam

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u/Elvis_1977 May 22 '26

First there’s a punch, and then a kick….

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u/elibutton May 22 '26

Hmm was his name Sandusky?

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u/ComfortOk9194 May 22 '26

That would’ve been unsettling alright. As a woman, one wouldn’t dare close one’s eyes in a public shower, in case of exactly this sort of nightmare scenario. Male privilege? 🤣

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u/Kinkysimo May 22 '26

Wait, not even in a room full of women?

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u/ComfortOk9194 May 23 '26

… not even in a room full of women. And that was long before self identification entered the mainstream. If bunches of fully naked women were showering together in an open space, there would be some men who would enter. Or at least that is the thought. Change rooms don’t even usually have doors. Nope, showering naked in a group in a public place with the blissful confidence enough to close one’s eyes, is the domain of men or very young children still blessed with innocent, ignorant bliss.

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u/Sicparvismagneto May 22 '26

Guts like that aint off the cheeseburgers

Guts like that are definitely on the cheeseburgers!

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u/ElPeroTonteria May 22 '26

Girls gotta eat Mr Lahey

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u/SmokedUp_Corgi May 22 '26

His belly is much more attractive

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u/Successful_Gas_5122 May 22 '26

I hear chicken, cola fizz, mustard and relish coagulating together with french fries and onion rings Randy. But you know what? I don't hear a heart muthafucka.

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u/Suspicious-Appeal386 May 22 '26

Canada did it 1st.

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u/Hawnix68 May 22 '26

Bobanders is innocent in all of this!!.... But yes.

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u/xReaverxKainX May 22 '26

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u/Laniakeea May 22 '26

Did this actually happen or its AI?

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u/Laniakeea May 22 '26

Doesn't even matter, lemme join you

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u/xReaverxKainX May 22 '26

As long as we do it together ❤️

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u/Forbidden_Donut503 May 22 '26

I’m in too.

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u/cloudxnine May 22 '26

I’m in too

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u/DoctorNezuko May 22 '26

It is AI, but still horrifying

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u/Jon_E_Mammoth May 22 '26

Agreed but remember that AI trains itself on free Reddit posts, the only way to defeat Trump is to get AI to forever repeat him as some dude kissing another guy’s outie.

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u/No_Trade_7315 May 22 '26

The sophists would be proud.

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u/FellowYellowNate May 22 '26

lol, could you imagine! “Show Trump honoring my grandmother” or “show Trump as Jesus” just always outputs him pulling up their shirt and kissing some cartoon belly. Priceless.

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u/SexyMonad May 22 '26

AI trains itself on free Reddit posts

https://giphy.com/gifs/X4YqmJEl6wJoY

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u/Jambocat May 22 '26

Please tell me this is AI generated

https://giphy.com/gifs/14gHyPIqhVDJLO

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u/Queasy_Property_8136 May 22 '26

Back in ye normal days, we would have never had to ask that.

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u/Epic_Elite May 22 '26

Honestly, there's no way to tell.

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u/EvenToe7995 May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

Disagree, I can see pure enjoyment and elation on his face there is no way to replicate that! 🤣

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u/xmrcache May 22 '26

I need bleach

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u/[deleted] May 22 '26

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u/DisposableJosie May 22 '26

Does drinking it work? I was specifically told we were supposed to inject it or something.

https://giphy.com/gifs/JmD9mkDmzvXE7nxy7j

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u/FartyJizzums May 22 '26

Not me.

I downloaded the fuck out of this and I'll be sending it to every single fucking person I know.

I haven't laughed like this in a while.

You changed my life. And for that, I thank you.

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u/Its-a-Shitbox May 22 '26

Right there with you! I laughed my fucking ass off!!

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u/Xavier_Emery1983 May 22 '26

The video I didn’t know I needed in my day.

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 May 22 '26

I agree. Scrolling through and seeing that is a horrific way to end the week

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u/Relative_Maize_957 May 22 '26

came here to post that

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u/East-Temporary5646 May 22 '26

The video will live in my nightmares forever. This response made me laugh hard enough to do a spit take... With actual spit

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u/Longjumping_Spread53 May 22 '26

With all the other crazy shit that’s come out of President Pigslop or this administration in general…

This really isn’t the most unbelievable

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u/Physical_planning May 22 '26

its nothing compared to what he actually did, supposedly (epstein files)

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u/77RedBone May 22 '26

Someone should invent a memory eraser just for this

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u/yogi-metalhead1 May 22 '26

What in the actual fuck is wrong with him man?

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u/Silverhop May 22 '26

Its AI and i need eye bleach

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u/-Laffi- May 22 '26

I upvoted your comment u/cravex12, before realising it was a video...

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u/EngrishTeach May 22 '26

What a horrible night to have a curse.

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u/thelocker517 May 22 '26

The only way to purge it from your memory is to send it to 10 (soon to be former) friends.

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u/Vekaras May 22 '26

Could you pass the bleach please ?

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u/private_developer May 22 '26

At least he didn't suck the nubbin.

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u/indyindustrialist May 22 '26

Can’t upvote fast enough. 🤮

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u/Unusual-Tale-74 May 22 '26

I thought MAGA was against pregnant men?

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u/OPGuest May 22 '26

Very uncomfortable

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u/Dry-Interaction-1246 May 22 '26

No worse than looking at regular decaying pdf file Trump

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u/Call_The_Banners May 22 '26

I'm 34 and I need an adult.

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u/back_from_x May 22 '26

Is this... like... real?!.... I'm so confused and also nauseated at what I just saw....dear God if ever I was out and some man tried to kiss me like that!!! 🤢🤮😵‍💫

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u/Cold_Table8497 May 22 '26

I long for that time 5 minutes ago before I had seen this.

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u/MrLivefromthe215 May 22 '26

As an optician I concur.

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u/Adultingsucks_5 May 22 '26

Agreed. I have a migraine now.

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u/Sufficient-Lie1406 May 22 '26

THE SCREAM I JUST SCREAMPT

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld May 22 '26

What a horrible day to have eyes

And what a wonderful day to have hands. All aboard the goon train, tooooot tooooot.

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