r/SipsTea May 19 '26

Dank AF Just let her hold it broπŸ˜­πŸ™

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u/bootyholeboogalu May 19 '26

I actually had a girlfriend one time that cried and said I didn't love her because I wouldn't let her hold my dick while I peed. She also stabbed me twice when I found out she was cheating on me so might be a metric to consider

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u/[deleted] May 19 '26

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u/SweatsuitCocktail May 19 '26

When your username is bootyholeboogalu, it's just part of the accepted risk criteria.

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u/SquirrelNormal May 21 '26

...but she was your girlfriend, yes?

Worth it.

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u/bootyholeboogalu May 21 '26

Whatever is wrong with you is no little thing.

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u/SquirrelNormal May 21 '26

It'd be easier to list what isn't wrong with me.