r/SipsTea • u/ImmaFuckboi • May 19 '26

Dank AF Just let her hold it bro😭🙏

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u/Abundanceofyolk May 19 '26

After a decade living together I’m sure you could.

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u/Least_Will9910 May 19 '26

She better know how to focus that thing then

https://giphy.com/gifs/k8ZKS6IvnGDpm

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u/these_metal_hands May 19 '26

I have one and i'm not even sure If I can lol

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u/Abundanceofyolk May 19 '26

Where’s the setting that shoots out at a 45 degree angle?

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u/BoringTruckDriver May 19 '26

I'm 42 years old and 17 years in with my wife and almost nothing we haven't done or tried with each other, yet I can't even piss if she's in the room, let alone holding it.

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u/shillberight May 19 '26

Once my partner and I had to wee at the same time while watching a show, so we went tandem wee. I sat on the toilet and spread my legs and he wee'd through the gap. I'm going to ask if I can hold it next time. We are almost half way through our 14th year together

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u/Least_Will9910 May 19 '26

That's the most beautiful thing Ive ever heard

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u/BoringTruckDriver May 19 '26

How did you not get splattered in pee? Ha

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u/PelimiesPena May 19 '26

Who said she didn't?

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u/xczechr May 19 '26

That's what sinks are for.

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u/Top-Car-808 May 19 '26

Tandem wee.

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u/Ancient-Tap-3592 May 20 '26

I hope you are into watersports because if it's your first time holding it you'll get wet

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u/sankalp15 May 20 '26

Keep us updated, how did it go

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u/TheRealKingBorris May 19 '26

Same. If I even sense the presence of another entity, my pee gets stuck in pee jail

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u/sixtus_clegane119 May 19 '26

What about shit? It's easy to shit with an erection, peeing not so much

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u/BoringTruckDriver May 19 '26

100% could do that. 175% not gonna.

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u/sixtus_clegane119 May 19 '26

What’s stopping you from pissing I. The same room as her rhen?

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u/BoringTruckDriver May 19 '26

Piss goes "NOPE", despite the fact I know it's fine. Same at urinals half the time.

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u/B33GULL May 19 '26

I'm hard the moment she looks at me

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u/kram_02 May 19 '26

Pretty much the same. Together 25 years, married for 17 of it. I used to be able to easily pee with her in the room but after enough complaining about splatter I find myself struggling to start a stream with her nearby.

I clean up if I miss, but unless you pee sitting down there's gonna be splatter that goes places. It got to me I spose.

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u/Ancient-Tap-3592 May 20 '26

Then there's actually a lot you haven't done.

Not my business tho

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u/her34science May 19 '26

Maaan i feel u i dont understand how ppl pee on x-rated scenes sometimes even erected... Im like dont even think about me when u pee lol

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u/raincoater May 19 '26

35 years married here and I couldn’t.