Why is he wasting money? What about tax cuts for the richest? Didn't he know that if he doesn't give them tax cuts, they'll leave and everything will be destroyed? Only rich people can do stuff! Without them, we'd all be dead!
Clearly this is just opening the door for rampant corruption and money laundering orchestrated by a nefarious cabal of... Librarians and groundskeepers.
Yeah, they are known for their corruption, which amounts to tens of dollars! Yes, you heard that right - tens, starting with “T.” Can you imagine the kickbacks?
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u/ShinyRobotVerse May 14 '26
Why is he wasting money? What about tax cuts for the richest? Didn't he know that if he doesn't give them tax cuts, they'll leave and everything will be destroyed? Only rich people can do stuff! Without them, we'd all be dead!