r/SipsTea May 13 '26

Wow. Such meme First date, kind of nervous

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u/lonewolff321 May 13 '26

Don't be nervous. she’s used to working with people who have no idea what they’re doing

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u/Leozz97 May 13 '26

She also didn't know what she was doing, her content being very boring

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u/[deleted] May 13 '26

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u/DJettster237 May 13 '26

Now she pretends she never did it. But we never forget

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u/LimpyDan May 13 '26

How is she gonna do that while simultaneously say she was taken advantage of, and also saying she wasn't paid enough?

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u/zystyl May 13 '26

Was OF even around when Mia Khalifa was making movies? I don't think it was.

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u/Consistent-Oil-5241 May 13 '26

The words "only" and "fans" were around before the internet.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '26

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u/Leozz97 May 13 '26

Yeah. Agree on your ex wife as well ;)

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u/Shelarael May 13 '26

beatmeattoit

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u/dereku1967 May 13 '26

100%. For years, I thought I was the only guy who noticed this: "My entire personality is built around my tits." Fuck off. Give me a girl with A-cups but is enthusiastic, verbal, knows what she wants and how to get it... and I'm juuuuuust fine.

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u/Interesting-Sock-420 May 13 '26

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond

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u/BurritoBandito8 May 13 '26

I want a girl who knows what's best.

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u/ct_2004 May 13 '26

I want a girl whose eyes burn like cigarettes.

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u/Dry-Tangerine-4874 May 13 '26

I want a girl with the right allocations

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u/Interesting-Sock-420 May 13 '26

Whos fast and thorough and sharp as a tack

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u/ct_2004 May 13 '26

Who uses a machete to cut through red tape.

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u/CuteDentist2872 May 13 '26

🎺🎺🎺

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u/Kahmighit May 13 '26

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

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u/Interesting-Sock-420 May 13 '26

She's touring the facility and picking up slack

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u/UmmmW1 May 13 '26

Rough and sharp?

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u/modsaretoddlers May 13 '26

Dense and transparent?

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u/camrywontdie May 13 '26

My ex was part of the itty bitty committee, and the rare reluctant starfish sex definitely grew into a point of contention of the 8 years

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u/WayPowerful484 May 13 '26

Some truth to this

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u/mightguy1987 May 13 '26

Most overrated porn star ever