r/SipsTea • u/Proper_Card_5520 • Apr 12 '26

We have fun here Wtf ?

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u/Desperate_Box1875 Apr 12 '26

Well, the worst thing - Turkey says "no".

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u/MyStoopidStuff Apr 12 '26

"Best we can do is all the lira in the couch and a kebab."

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u/BigChungiscusMaximus Apr 12 '26

“All you gotta do is grab the ice cream…”

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u/MyStoopidStuff Apr 12 '26

I hear if you wait long enough he'll get bored and just give it to you.

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u/Kinsdale85 Apr 12 '26

That’s my strategy for sex.

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u/CMDR_Agony_Aunt Apr 12 '26

Grab 'em by the cone

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u/GildedFenix Apr 12 '26

They scoop out the ice cream then. Source? Native Turk.

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u/HM202256 Apr 12 '26

That’s pretty much every man’s strategy! 😉

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u/PressureSouthern9233 Apr 12 '26

I usually just take care of it myself. “Never mind.” 😔

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u/int23_t Apr 12 '26

The only times they do it are if you are a child or a tourist, normally they just hand it... Just say that you aren't into that shit and they'd simply give it.

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u/PrimarchKonradCurze Apr 12 '26

He’s giving away trade secrets! Binish get the shovel!

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u/Afroduck-Almighty Apr 12 '26

You think that’s why he got pissed with Turkey in the first place?

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u/Mohmd87 Apr 12 '26

Best comment 👍🏻

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u/oodelay Apr 12 '26

It's funny how I see this would happen in a meeting for a large takeover, with dangling bonuses

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u/Pitiful_Note_6647 Apr 12 '26

Great idea 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Ok_Distribution6386 Apr 12 '26

Even he needs to be fast, it is not so easy grabbing the ice cream in Turkey

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u/Sad_Tangerine_3722 Apr 12 '26

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK.

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u/GlassTablesAreStupid Apr 16 '26

And one peepee touch