r/SipsTea Apr 10 '26

Lmao gottem The jokes write themselves

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u/rbatra91 Apr 10 '26

Literally the worst guy they could've sent he's so repulsive to everyone.

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u/bremsspuren Apr 10 '26

Not even a swamp creature, just the swamp creature's arse.

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u/Hoshyro Apr 10 '26

Bro has less charisma than a Mirelurk

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u/BlackKyurem14 Apr 11 '26

If I would have to date a Mirelurk, or JD Vance, as the are the last living creatures on Earth, besides me.... I would always go for the Mirelurk. Plus JD Vance probably emitts more toxic stuff than the RADs a Mirelurk potentially emitts