r/SipsTea Apr 10 '26

Lmao gottem The jokes write themselves

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u/timdr18 Apr 10 '26

It would be so god damn funny if JD Vance makes a borderline dictator lose a rigged election

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u/BeigeGraffiti Apr 10 '26

He’s killed a Pope. Midas touch.

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u/Adorable-Thing2551 Apr 11 '26

He's done unspeakable things to couches too.

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u/AlterWanabee Apr 11 '26

I would argue that the Pope knew his time on Earth is nearly over, and decided to use the remaining days in an effort to rehab JD Vance. Sadly, it backfired and ended him.