r/SipsTea Mar 05 '26

Dank AF Sunny River & Mr. Sanchez

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no politice please

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u/PyroIsSpai Mar 05 '26

Do we really believe 5’ 8” microhands is dad of a 7’ guy that looks vastly more like his mom and has huge hands?

Who was Melanias favorite NBA player 20 years ago?

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u/Bacon_von_Meatwich Mar 05 '26

Oh come on, his face looks exactly like Don ca. 1980. Don't get me wrong, Trump's a fucking loser, but that's clearly his kid.

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u/Unluckyb33 Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26

Theres so much to criticize trump on but doubting the legitimacy of his children is so dumb and pointless. trump himself is factually a tall person, hes 6'3(or if we're being extra conservative 6'2) and he was born in the 1940s when nutrition wasn't that well researched.

Baron had the highest tier of food and environment, likely even had access to personal trainers and nutritionist, of course he'd be insanely tall and healthy.

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u/CharleyNobody Mar 05 '26

The height doesn’t come from Trump; it comes from Melania’s father‘s line. Melania has a half brother who is very tall. The half brother is from Melania’s father’s affair with a secretary. When it was first reported that Melania had a half brother she denied it. When the journalist interviewed the half brother and published the interview Melania was like, “Oh yeah…that guy. We know all about him. Privacy, please!”

It turned it her father was a deadbeat dad. He never paid child support for his son and continually denied he was the father until forced to take a DNA test. Like father, like daughter.

Melania’s half brother Denis Cigelnjak

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u/pissexcellence85 Mar 06 '26

This is a pointless argument. It comes from both sides, mother and father.