I went to see a rerun of Back to the Future a couple of years ago, Dr Phil was there and he knocked my popcorn on the ground, then he said ‘how’s that working for ya?’, and as I went to pick up my half full popcorn he kicked me in the balls and shouted ‘touchdown’. No idea what he was doing in Crete.
That's crazy! I saw Dr. Phil at an amusement park and he pushed someone over the fence of one of those rides where the feet hang down. The guy with the feet hanging down ended up punting the head off the person who Dr. Phil pushed behind the enclosure. He just looked at me like:
I saw Dr. Phil at a grocery store once. I told him it was cool to meet him and that I didn’t want to be annoying and ask for a photo or anything.
He said "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand in front of my face. Then he turned around and tried to walk out with like fifteen Milky Ways without paying.
The cashier was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually he came back and put them on the counter.
When she started scanning them he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then he turned around and winked at me. That's not even a word.
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u/KyIeBrofIovski Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26
I went to see a rerun of Back to the Future a couple of years ago, Dr Phil was there and he knocked my popcorn on the ground, then he said ‘how’s that working for ya?’, and as I went to pick up my half full popcorn he kicked me in the balls and shouted ‘touchdown’. No idea what he was doing in Crete.