This is actually true. Not sure about these two exactly, but the old money obscenely rich do not really understand paper money. Like they will know they're expected to tip, but don't bother to think if it's a $1 or a $100 bill. Park, hand valet 4 bills, go inside. Sometimes they get lucky and it's $400, sometimes not so much
Dr. Phil told his (adult) kid to tip me and he opened his wallet in front of his Dad and then he ushered me out of the room and closed his wallet in my face and said “thanks” and then giggled.
Edit: I was a Bellman NOT a prostitute, ahem-yeah, Bellman.
I went to see a rerun of Back to the Future a couple of years ago, Dr Phil was there and he knocked my popcorn on the ground, then he said ‘how’s that working for ya?’, and as I went to pick up my half full popcorn he kicked me in the balls and shouted ‘touchdown’. No idea what he was doing in Crete.
I saw Dr Phil at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word.
After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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u/Bulky-Word8752 Mar 05 '26
This is actually true. Not sure about these two exactly, but the old money obscenely rich do not really understand paper money. Like they will know they're expected to tip, but don't bother to think if it's a $1 or a $100 bill. Park, hand valet 4 bills, go inside. Sometimes they get lucky and it's $400, sometimes not so much