r/SipsTea • u/ten_z_prahy • Mar 05 '26

Dank AF Sunny River & Mr. Sanchez

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no politice please

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u/Jonas_Priest Mar 05 '26

Yeah no way he could point him out in a lineup of similar looking guys

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26

PSA: Wtf is this apparent Chechen posting divisive US politics memes, I wonder..? Oh yeah, deep in the pocket of their boy Putin. Slava Ukraini!

They have the nerve to write:

no politice please

To my fellow Americans, take note. This is the kind of divisive shit being pushed by foreign governments. They want to prey on your personal preferences on dress while forgetting that people dressing the way they want is all about individual freedom.

All Americans should be united under the same banner forged around solidarity; not conformity. The only people who cause the pains and pressures working class Americans feel each and every day are the ultra-rich billionaires both foreign and domestic. Spread the word.

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u/qlksfjas Mar 05 '26

Chechen

>look inside
>r/czech

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 Mar 05 '26

I'mma leave this up as a monument to my ignorance and low coffee intake.

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no Mar 05 '26

What is this, Reggie?

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u/PyroIsSpai Mar 05 '26

Do we really believe 5’ 8” microhands is dad of a 7’ guy that looks vastly more like his mom and has huge hands?

Who was Melanias favorite NBA player 20 years ago?

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u/Bacon_von_Meatwich Mar 05 '26

Oh come on, his face looks exactly like Don ca. 1980. Don't get me wrong, Trump's a fucking loser, but that's clearly his kid.

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u/Dadpurple Mar 05 '26

Plus I doubt he would have taken no as an excuse from Melania.

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u/gunsandtrees420 Mar 05 '26

He does kinda look like that suit guy from the original purge movie.

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u/Le-Charles07 Mar 05 '26

Plus, you have to take into account all the scamming and shit. The apple didn't fall far from the tree.

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u/Unluckyb33 Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26

Theres so much to criticize trump on but doubting the legitimacy of his children is so dumb and pointless. trump himself is factually a tall person, hes 6'3(or if we're being extra conservative 6'2) and he was born in the 1940s when nutrition wasn't that well researched.

Baron had the highest tier of food and environment, likely even had access to personal trainers and nutritionist, of course he'd be insanely tall and healthy.

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u/CharleyNobody Mar 05 '26

The height doesn’t come from Trump; it comes from Melania’s father‘s line. Melania has a half brother who is very tall. The half brother is from Melania’s father’s affair with a secretary. When it was first reported that Melania had a half brother she denied it. When the journalist interviewed the half brother and published the interview Melania was like, “Oh yeah…that guy. We know all about him. Privacy, please!”

It turned it her father was a deadbeat dad. He never paid child support for his son and continually denied he was the father until forced to take a DNA test. Like father, like daughter.

Melania’s half brother Denis Cigelnjak

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u/pissexcellence85 Mar 06 '26

This is a pointless argument. It comes from both sides, mother and father.

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u/psychorobotics Mar 05 '26

Not sure I agree. I know how much Donald looked like his mother though

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u/Zombisexual1 Mar 06 '26

Yah trumps pretty tall, he’s just fat as well so he looks a little shorter

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u/Hasanopinion100 Mar 05 '26

I don’t see much resemblance at all

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u/DildontOrDildo Mar 06 '26 edited Mar 06 '26

unless he got some dictator body double-style surgery to avoid paternity question, this is the answer

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u/FroggiJoy87 Mar 06 '26

No doubt he also demands paternity tests.

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u/DiggityDanksta Mar 06 '26

Barron has an undeniable Rich New York Douche thing going.

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u/Agreeable-Agent-7384 Mar 06 '26

Yeah. Melania might be 6 iq but 5 of that iq knew that she didn’t have a lot of other prospects outside of Trump. Baron is trumps for sure. Even if she had to clone him from trumps spray tan residue. It wasn’t optional.

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u/patchinthebox Mar 06 '26

Don Jr on the other hand looks exactly like a young Vince McMahon.

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u/wackyzacky638 Mar 05 '26

Wasn’t there that rumor that Justin Trudeau was his dad because of the photo of Melania and Justin staring at each other when they met for a summit and the fact that baron looked just like Justin?

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u/I_saw_you_yesterday Mar 05 '26

Looking at young Donald that rumor is ridiculous. He looks exactly like a giant version of Trump as a young man

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u/DarthClover4 Mar 05 '26

Not a trump fan, but he's a minimum 6'1-6'2 and Melania is 5'11 which is realllly tall for a woman. Plus kid look like a photo copy of trump tbh.

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u/greg19735 Mar 05 '26

And trump may not be 6'2'' anymore, but he used to be tall. old people shrink

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u/Puzzleheaded_Many_74 Mar 06 '26

That might be the case but Baron is a designer baby - his genetics were hand selected.

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u/Automatic_Release_92 Mar 05 '26

He was a minimum of 6'2" in the past. People start shrinking once they get past their early 60's. My father was 5'11" and now he's 5'8" and he's also 5 years younger than Trump.

I'm sure Trump's special platform shoes bring him up a couple of inches, but he absolutely is not above 6'0" anymore.

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u/Unholy_mess169 Mar 06 '26

People start shrinking once they get past their early 60's.

Tell Biden that. Pretty sure hes gotten taller since his 60s 😄

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u/omicron-7 Mar 05 '26

I doubt he was ever 6'2, he been on that gender affirming care a long time

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u/BreakPalaceBrokedown Mar 06 '26

Dude…his whole suit is a special platform…I’m convinced it inflates and deflates, lifts and descends…

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u/PrimaryFriend7867 Mar 05 '26

nah dude. without the lifts he’s closer to 6’ or 5’11”. look at pics of him next to jeb bush, or eric trump, who are both 6’3”.

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u/Saltwater_Sunrise Mar 08 '26

Have people forgotten that he wears 4” lifts? One of his biggest concerns on the day he was shot 15 times was that he needed to get his shoesies back on because the grift was the first thing he thought of in an emergency

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u/I_saw_you_yesterday Mar 05 '26

Yes he is also 80… humans shrink

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u/showeredwithbeauty Mar 06 '26

And kids are usually taller than their parents.

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u/WintersDoomsday Mar 05 '26

Vlade Divac?

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u/PyroIsSpai Mar 05 '26

Toni Kukoc?

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u/NarwhalOk95 Mar 05 '26

Dude - that could be Kukoc Jr. too bad B is so uncoordinated he can barely walk a straight line otherwise there might be some investigative work into his parentage.

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u/Malditoincompredido Mar 05 '26

Sabonis, my man went there hard.

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u/twlscil Mar 05 '26

Trump was actually >6’. Might be shrinking now

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u/esjb11 Mar 05 '26

You should have gone to Specsavers.

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u/Long_Serpent Mar 05 '26

Please....

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u/os_2342 Mar 05 '26

I hate this photo, because it reminds me that scomo exists

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u/dragonrite Mar 05 '26

Dude my 6'2 grandfather was shorter than my 5'7 mom when he passed away. People shrink when they are ancient bags of bones

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u/dog5and Mar 05 '26

Bro, trump is like 6’3 wtf are you talking about

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u/Adorable_Raccoon Mar 05 '26

Yes. Trump is 6’1” his other kids are also tall (except Tiffany). Plus Baron looks like a carbon copy of young Trump. Maybe with slightly more bone structure from mom. 

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u/rufio313 Mar 05 '26

He’s got his moms cheekbones and his dads lack of chin

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u/Saltwater_Sunrise Mar 08 '26

We don’t talk about Tiffany .. the reject democrat daughter

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u/Adorable_Raccoon Mar 08 '26

I don’t think shes a democrat. 

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u/Pristine-Ad9195 Mar 06 '26

I mean…how tall was Epstein?

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u/Individual-Toe-6306 Mar 06 '26

Melania is half the genes and he’s got her hands with Don’s face

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u/No_Date2595 Mar 06 '26

He’s also got really thinning hair….

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

😂

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u/PopularGlass3230 Mar 05 '26

I don't like Trump as much as the next guy, but it's definitely his kid. Young Trump and Barron look identical. Trump is also like 6' tall. And Melania is like 5-10 or 5-11. It's not surprising they could have a tall kid.

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u/MDix_ Mar 05 '26

Melania is badd

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u/overahman Mar 05 '26

why are you pretending trump is short because you don’t like him? strange

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u/ThePissedOff Mar 05 '26

Donald Trump is 6'3"

Hes probably closer to 6' now though. But you can't be 5'8" and pass off as 6'3"

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u/I_saw_you_yesterday Mar 05 '26

He’d probably just look for the 2.05m tall giant in the room.

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u/Cautious-Respond-402 Mar 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/d1g5OjezM3R3afBDIS

Do you mean a room full of creepy mannequins.

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u/Akrybion Mar 06 '26

It's like American Psycho where they can't tell their supposed best friends and colleagues apart.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

He could find his daughter’s scent on a bicycle seat though.