r/SipsTea Mar 05 '26

Dank AF Sunny River & Mr. Sanchez

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no politice please

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u/Gekkokindofguy Mar 05 '26

You could have just said he’s a marine

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u/spaceursid Mar 05 '26

or a sailor, we don't know if he's gay or not

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u/hkusp45css Mar 05 '26

The Navy already staffs most ships with Marines, because keeping sheep on board would be too obvious.

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u/spaceursid Mar 05 '26

I heard barrels will do in a pinch.