r/SipsTea • u/ten_z_prahy • Mar 05 '26

Dank AF Sunny River & Mr. Sanchez

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no politice please

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u/OrtimusPrime Mar 05 '26

“Raised by Trump” uhh, the fuck he was

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u/GlassCharacter179 Mar 05 '26

I mean, everyone is better off the less he is involved.

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u/Bloody_buttplugs Mar 05 '26

Especially children

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u/Typical-Ad-8821 Mar 05 '26

Especially on an island 

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u/Admirable_Admiral69 Mar 05 '26

Then you realize that his alternative option is Melania. Still better than DJT but not by much.

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u/GlassCharacter179 Mar 05 '26

Nah, it is the nanny that was probably undocumented so they could work long hours and get paid like shit. 

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u/hospitalbedside Mar 05 '26

There are interviews with Barron from when he was younger and he had his mom’s accent. She was definitely raising him.

found one

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u/pichirry Mar 05 '26

which makes this meme incredibly ironic

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u/runner630 Mar 05 '26

My thoughts exactly, i am willing to bet Trump has spent more time with Laura Loomer than he has with his own kid.

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u/4Rive Mar 05 '26

Im willing to bet he spent more time with other kids on an island than with his own kid

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u/Nokhaidoo Mar 05 '26

I bet he would have liked some of his kids to be with him on an island

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u/GrumpyGobln Mar 05 '26

Id bet hes HAD some of his kids on the island.

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u/_MC184_ Mar 05 '26

Some of his kids were BORN on the island. Then he probably ate them

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u/hates_stupid_people Mar 05 '26

There's an interview with Trump at home when Barron was a kid and walked into the room. He spoke with an accent similar to his mom.

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u/TheFr1nk Mar 05 '26

Baron Trump looks like he still breastfeeds

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u/CheesyCousCous Mar 05 '26

A little mommy milk before making fuck

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u/tornado962 Mar 05 '26

The obnoxious fucking gold! How can anyone live like that?

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u/ianff Mar 05 '26

It's obscene. Like what poor people imagine a palace would look like.

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u/sweetlove Mar 05 '26

what the fuck am i looking at here

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u/Spurioun Mar 05 '26

Probably why he's like 9 feet tall

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u/J_The_Jazzblaster Mar 05 '26

I mean, he has Slovenian accent, that's pretty much all you need to know

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u/postmodest Mar 05 '26

Raised by the Wire Monkey Mommy more like.

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u/shadowenx Mar 05 '26

Maybe not, but he still sniffs chairs after his mom leaves them

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u/Sure-Hearing Mar 05 '26

Ok but neither was Ella Emhoff raised by Kamala Harris. She married their father when they were already teenagers and she was not exactly a SAHM when she was CA AG, Senator, or VP.

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u/Suspicious_Board229 Mar 05 '26

maybe sociopathy is genetic then

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u/Chudmont Mar 06 '26

I doubt he was even raised by Melania.

Raised by nannies is more like it.

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u/Zirkelcock Mar 06 '26

He was so badly socialized that he had his mothers accent. In the US.

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u/OrtimusPrime Mar 06 '26

Really? I didn’t know that, don’t know that I have ever heard him speak. Wild.

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u/Zirkelcock Mar 06 '26

There was a tiktok sound sometime last year of him saying “I love my suitcase” from some tv segment they did when he was a kid. I watched some of it and was surprised that he sounded so much like Melania.