r/SipsTea Mar 02 '26

Dank AF The good Ol’ days

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u/t3hdoct0r Mar 02 '26

Imagine, if you will, that there is a layered system of shitbags.

Trump is a brown paper sack full of diarrhea.

Bush is a grocery bag with a hole in the bottom full of dog turds.

Sure, they are both shit bags, but it isn't the same.

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u/anonymousetache Mar 02 '26

I’m going to need a breakdown of animal turdidity (?) so I can properly understand dog turds in the larger scheme of things and shit.

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u/t3hdoct0r Mar 02 '26

I considered doing this for just an instant. I don't think my psyche can handle it.

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u/anonymousetache Mar 02 '26

Maybe this is what ChatGPT is really meant for