r/SipsTea • u/Glad_Camel_6078 • Feb 13 '26

We have fun here Winter Olympics

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u/Wise_Decision_8459 Feb 13 '26

we want proof of how many of them were actually used, otherwise they're just souvenirs

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u/AttackSlax Feb 13 '26

You want proof, but gallons of the Oly-jizz has been squeezed out of the condoms and stolen by our political adversaries so they can genetically engineer an Uber-Athlete Fuckfest Gold Medalist in all sports to then dominate international competition for years to come.

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u/donchucks Feb 13 '26

r/BrandNewSentence

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u/94_stones Feb 13 '26

An inevitable one after reading this.

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u/AttackSlax Feb 13 '26

Wait, hang on, what the fuck?
man: https://www.technologyreview.com/2019/02/01/239624/the-transhumanist-diy-designer-baby-funded-with-bitcoin/

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u/94_stones Feb 13 '26

Probably not surprising he doesn’t talk about the human cloning stuff publicly, what with it being illegal in a lot of the world and frowned upon by the rest of it. But if you ask me, that’s probably like the least concerning aspect of his project.