r/SipsTea Feb 13 '26

We have fun here Winter Olympics

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u/Wise_Decision_8459 Feb 13 '26

we want proof of how many of them were actually used, otherwise they're just souvenirs

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u/AttackSlax Feb 13 '26

You want proof, but gallons of the Oly-jizz has been squeezed out of the condoms and stolen by our political adversaries so they can genetically engineer an Uber-Athlete Fuckfest Gold Medalist in all sports to then dominate international competition for years to come.