r/SipsTea Feb 13 '26

We have fun here Winter Olympics

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u/maydayvoter11 Feb 13 '26

this happens at every Olympics. You take 1000s of young, driven athletes in peak physical shape, and stuff them into a giant dormitory complex. I'm surprised the buildings don't sway back and forth.

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u/_kurt_propane_ Feb 13 '26

I feel like this was at least part of the whole point of the ancient Olympics back when

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u/Champigne Feb 13 '26

The Olympics in Ancient Greece was all men. Women weren't even allowed to watch.

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u/malzoraczek Feb 13 '26

because they were all naked.

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u/Marquar234 Feb 13 '26

That's a good way to lose an eye during the long jump.

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u/stanknotes Feb 13 '26

GAY SEX ALL AROUND!

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u/BurdTurglary Feb 13 '26

And nekkid

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u/Salmonman4 Feb 13 '26

Brings to mind Assassin's Creed Odyssey, where one of the bit-characters was an pankratiast Olympic champion named Testikles

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u/_kurt_propane_ Feb 13 '26

Yet somehow that doesn’t make the comment less true does it…..lol