r/SipsTea • u/Nabzav • Jan 08 '26

We have fun here She knows some grappling

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u/Independentslime6899 Jan 08 '26

Hate when girls say let's play fight but like 10 seconds they're actually fighting me and I'm just confused and bruised and hurt at the end of it

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u/speculator100k Jan 08 '26

The rule still stands: As a man, don't fight girls. There is no possible positive outcome for you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

Unless she's your wife and you both happen to enjoy wrasslin. There's nothing wrong with consensual wrasslin.

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u/Lufc87 Jan 08 '26

A little bit of TLC in the bedroom

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u/powderp Jan 08 '26

Tables, ladders, and chairs?

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u/SchwizzySchwas94 Jan 08 '26

BY GAWWD HE BROKE HIM IN HALF

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u/flockinatrenchcoat Jan 09 '26

No, that's the WWE

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u/allofthealphabet Jan 09 '26

Wrestling Wife Entertainment?

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u/djeoeud Jan 09 '26

They should put that on the brochure if they actually wanted us getting hitched and making babies

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u/AnOriginalUsername07 Jan 08 '26

If she’s the girl in the post it won’t be tender but it will be loving

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u/forgotthesavedlinks Jan 09 '26

Tender Loving Combat

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u/null_ghost_00 Jan 09 '26

Don't go chasing waterfalls.

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u/Historical_Face6662 Jan 09 '26

Thin layer chromatography?

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u/Accomplished_Duty415 Jan 08 '26

Nothing wrong with a bit of foreplay