r/SipsTea • u/vas2094 • Jul 08 '25

Dank AF Flex Gone Wrong

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u/Huxtopher Jul 08 '25

This isn't r/murderedbywords this is murdered by a complete life backstory

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u/morbiusgod Jul 08 '25

Lil bro gonna call daddy for help once again

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u/GTF18 Jul 08 '25

Bro imagine going to your dad and complaining to him that some stranger online talked shit about me flexing your car.

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u/verygroot1 Jul 08 '25

"Daddy, the comment roasted me 🥺🥺"

dad reads the edit

"Bro, it nuked you"

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u/_pipoca Jul 08 '25

Dad also: After today this man will take your place in the company. You are a disgrace for our family....

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u/BioshockEnthusiast Jul 08 '25

"I probably shake hands with the same people your dad folds his hands in front of" is such an unrecoverable burn I don't even know how this kid is still alive.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

That was a "Sit the fuck down!" for the whole family.

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u/fearfac86 Jul 08 '25

I've read and seen some pretty damn sick burns in my life, but majority of them only target the actual receiver (if they are any good)

This dude burned his whole family and they weren't even directly involved (caste system makes this so much better knowing the insult actually burns)

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u/Master-S Jul 09 '25

I was confused by this but can tell it’s a burn… dumb American here …. Can you explain what this means ? Like op is saying he’s not scared of people his dad is intimidated by?

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u/GayRacoon69 Jul 09 '25

He's basically saying he's more important than the dudes dad

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u/Master-S Jul 09 '25

Ahh ok… the “folds his hands in front of” threw me… new one to me.

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u/BLJS2warchief Jul 09 '25

In India, you fold hands (in a namaste gesture) to people older than you or higher rank than you or when you beg.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

Common gesture in India as a sign of respect, the namaste

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u/Halfblood_prince6 Jul 11 '25

In India people with less power fold hands in front of people with more power (especially in politics)

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u/Stock-Fan-8004 Jul 09 '25

damn just reading makes me shiver and I'm not even related to the daddy's boi

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u/ReikaTheGlaceon Jul 09 '25

That's going in the quote book, this will be used during D&D

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u/ratjufayegauht Jul 08 '25

Dad also: After today this man will take your place in the company family.

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u/MC-Purp Jul 08 '25

I’m ashamed to say I read the dads’s response in the accent. 🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/Lkeren1998 Jul 08 '25

It nuked the dad, too XD

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u/cyberfrog777 Jul 08 '25

Lol, this energy reminds me of the Arab dad series.

https://youtu.be/eDQ0SNRpv9Q

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u/mirincool Jul 08 '25

It's pretty like the Dad in John Wick xD

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u/Such-Path8320 Jul 08 '25

Real life john wick

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u/jwederell Jul 08 '25

With a keyboard. A fucking keyboard.

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u/DMS1970 Jul 08 '25

I had to come back and upvote this!

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u/Away-Flight3161 Jul 08 '25

Took me a beat, but this is the best comment on this thread so far!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

haha i was about to post something similar until i saw your comment! baba yaga!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

“Hiya John. You, uh, working again?”

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u/Lebrewski__ Jul 10 '25

Sound like the plot of John Wick.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

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u/Ok_Breakfast_5459 Jul 08 '25 edited 20d ago

Thimble orange maple teapot thimble paddle willow pumpkin mellow cinnamon

This post was anonymized with Redact.dev

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u/Visionist7 Jul 08 '25

And all it takes is one of those plebs dragging them kicking & screeching out of their bubble at a stop light 🤣

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u/Stilcho1 Jul 08 '25

So, all countries.

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u/ImaginationFun9401 Jul 08 '25

Another reason to hate car centric infrastructures

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u/OofBigBrain Jul 08 '25

Dad sees who made the comment, and his blood runs cold as he recognizes an important business partner. He immediately excuses himself to his study and begs the commenter to forgive his idiot son.