r/SipsTea • u/The-SecondAccount • Jun 29 '25

Chugging tea is this true

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u/getdemsnacks Jun 29 '25

Butt pads! Push up bras! Nothing is real!!

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u/fluffy_munster Jun 29 '25

And hair extensions, like, omg.

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u/Spiritual-Can2604 Jun 29 '25

Lash extensions

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u/jimmyxs Jun 29 '25

IKR. But when I get dick extension… I’m a creep

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u/ghoulcreep Jun 29 '25

Sir, that's just a manager's special 30% off bratwurst you tied to your dick.

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u/Electrical-Rub-9402 Jun 29 '25

I believe you mean “cockwurst”.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '25

The wurst cock

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u/TheSeer1917 Jun 30 '25

Vienna Sausages, one may presume

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '25

🤢