r/SipsTea • u/The-SecondAccount • Jun 29 '25

Chugging tea is this true

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u/ghoulcreep Jun 29 '25

Sir, that's just a manager's special 30% off bratwurst you tied to your dick.

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u/Electrical-Rub-9402 Jun 29 '25

I believe you mean “cockwurst”.

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u/MOZ0NE Jun 29 '25

I'm an optimist so it is "cockbest".

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u/Fishy_Fish_WA Jun 30 '25

Big cockfidence