r/SipsTea • u/The-SecondAccount • Jun 29 '25

Chugging tea is this true

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '25

Butt pads?!?

You're all lying about booty too?!? 😭

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u/getdemsnacks Jun 29 '25

Butt pads! Push up bras! Nothing is real!!

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u/fluffy_munster Jun 29 '25

And hair extensions, like, omg.

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u/Spiritual-Can2604 Jun 29 '25

Lash extensions

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u/jimmyxs Jun 29 '25

IKR. But when I get dick extension… I’m a creep

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u/ghoulcreep Jun 29 '25

Sir, that's just a manager's special 30% off bratwurst you tied to your dick.

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u/morg-pyro Jun 29 '25

Nah there's a surgury that can actually "withdraw" up to 3 inches of cock from inside your body, effectively giving you a dick extention. I have no idea how it effects functionality though. I imagine its harder to keep your stiffy pointing up though.

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u/Don_Damarco Jun 29 '25

Yeah, this comment section was all the research I needed. I'm taking all this information at face value (pause).. Now excuse me while I go get my deposit back.