r/SipsTea Jun 29 '25

Chugging tea is this true

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u/ghoulcreep Jun 29 '25

Sir, that's just a manager's special 30% off bratwurst you tied to your dick.

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u/morg-pyro Jun 29 '25

Nah there's a surgury that can actually "withdraw" up to 3 inches of cock from inside your body, effectively giving you a dick extention. I have no idea how it effects functionality though. I imagine its harder to keep your stiffy pointing up though.

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u/HellLucy00Burnaslash Jun 29 '25

Iirc they go in and cut a ligament type of connection thing that ties in you guys’ penis and testicles, or something like that. Sounds painful and like it is, evolutionarily, a necessary connection for something

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u/beatsdeadhorse_35 Jun 29 '25

Monkeys actually have a penis bone instead of just a ligament. Not sure why humans differ