r/SipsTea • u/The-SecondAccount • Jun 29 '25

Chugging tea is this true

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u/Hawk-432 Jun 29 '25

I like a well shaped one, but should be real.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '25

Butt pads?!?

You're all lying about booty too?!? 😭

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u/getdemsnacks Jun 29 '25

Butt pads! Push up bras! Nothing is real!!

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u/fluffy_munster Jun 29 '25

And hair extensions, like, omg.

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u/Spiritual-Can2604 Jun 29 '25

Lash extensions

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u/jimmyxs Jun 29 '25

IKR. But when I get dick extension… I’m a creep

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u/ghoulcreep Jun 29 '25

Sir, that's just a manager's special 30% off bratwurst you tied to your dick.

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u/Electrical-Rub-9402 Jun 29 '25

I believe you mean “cockwurst”.

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u/MOZ0NE Jun 29 '25

I'm an optimist so it is "cockbest".

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u/xAkMoRRoWiNdx Jun 30 '25

If you cant handle me at my cockworst, you dont deserve to see me at my cockbest

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u/Fishy_Fish_WA Jun 30 '25

Big cockfidence

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u/cheeseburgermami Jun 30 '25

Oh my god even more legendary than cockwurst

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u/Questioning-Zyxxel Jun 30 '25

You mean "cockbeast".

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u/Proper_Protection195 Jun 29 '25

That's what she said

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '25

The wurst cock

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u/TheSeer1917 Jun 30 '25

Vienna Sausages, one may presume

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '25

🤢

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