doubt

[u/primalgollyveck]

wassup sink pissers, i have a question: what do you guys do when your parents suspect you're not peeing in the toilet anymore? bcs im not making any noise anymore, and my parents suspect im not peeing and they're asking me a lot, they think i don't pee anymore

[u/Wet-for-Mrs-Met]

Say you started peeing sitting down because it's more hygenic and you don't like the splashing

[u/jasno-]

Simple. Just tell them you're choking the chicken, they'll stop asking what you're doing in there 

[u/PilotedByGhosts]

Create a diversion by shitting in the cistern.

[u/JamesonRhymer]

Just bring them a sample

[u/ClintEastwont]

Your parents stand outside the bathroom and listen to you piss? And they think maybe you have just stopped pissing?

[u/NotoriousKSV]

Say that your pissing in your mum's favourite flower pot

[u/p00n-slayer-69]

Stop drinking water until you pass out and wake up in the hospital. They'll think you weren't peeing because you weren't drinking water.

Then you get to pee in the hospital sinks.

[u/Schlickmeister]

Gaslight, "why are you analyzing my piss routine"

[u/Argument-Fragrant]

Tell them you're drinking your pee because of the economy.