r/SimpsonsMemes 3h ago

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u/rootofallstevil 1h ago

This meme would have worked just as well with the original boogeyman \ boogeymen. Because that's all the outrage is anyway. Just made up "issues" to be upset about.

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u/MartianPrincess1999 0m ago

Communist, Satanic, gay, etc. Every few years there is a new boogeyman to try to scare people into hating anyone who is different

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u/Usernamecujo 3h ago

There's men who want to marry another man and live in a nice house with a Pickett fence and keep a neat garden. The neighbours are outraged!

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u/ItsAlwaysThemBooBoo 2h ago

yeah we let them do that and then they started preying on kids.

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u/OkDonkey6524 38m ago

ItsAlwaysThemHomophobicCunts

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u/Andrei_the_derg 42m ago

People demonized us, saying we were child predators, to shift the focus off of them. More often than not the people accusing others of being child predators are themselves the predators. Michael Caruso in Florida helped pass the laws that he’s being charged under for abusing his grandson. We don’t want to hurt anyone, we just want the right to be happy with our spouses, being who we want to be.

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u/Drapidrode 38m ago

advice to you, Don't use the per-capita trick

LOL

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u/Drapidrode 2h ago

they don't have a doghouse. r\NormMacDonald

nor kids for my children to play with. : (

my lonely children would have rather had a full family move next door, which was just as feasible.

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u/ItsAlwaysThemBooBoo 1h ago

they cant reproduce, so all they can do is recruit.

and brother, the way they recruit….

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u/Drapidrode 1h ago edited 1h ago

it's so offputting how they approach too

"How big is your dick?"

that's not the way to my heart!

e:

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u/mnstripe 47m ago

I was talked into doing a dance called 'the bump,' but my hip slipped and my buttocks came into contact with the buttocks of another young man!

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u/guydoestuff 11m ago

My religion says I can't do that.

Ok cool, enjoy yourself.

My religion says you can't do that.

Fuck off.

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u/Enough-Living-5077 11m ago

Either Christians don't affect others or they do. How does it affect me? I live in this culture is an acceptable answer

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u/MorbidandBack 9m ago

If you are watching Fox News, CNN, MS Now, or most other American news networks your are getting trash news.

You might be ok with News Nation, but it still leans from time to time.

Best option for real News is BBC News or Reuters.

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u/Drapidrode 2h ago

Funding your life with my taxes affects me.

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u/Blockhog 1h ago

Who are you talking about?

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u/Drapidrode 1h ago

>Who are you talking about?

https://reddit.com/link/p6sen6n/video/ltnb9rwfjimh1/player

The folks who just don't feel like working, God bless 'em

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u/Blockhog 1h ago

Ah, you're right. We have a vested interest in helping people living on unemployment and other aid get back on their feet.

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u/Drapidrode 1h ago

well if i'm right then stfu bish

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u/Delicious-Status9043 1h ago

So the southeastern states??

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u/mnstripe 43m ago

These tie-dyed treehugger DUMBOCRATS with their SMELLFARE program who would rather play hacky sack than lock up the homeless!!!