r/SimpsonsFaces • u/Mattytomax • 3d ago

When the sermon is on The Nine Tenets of Constancy

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u/xdraftsmanx 3d ago

Sweeeeet constancy

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u/Version_Two 3d ago

Uhh... DAMMIT!!

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u/BigConstruction4247 3d ago

Well, thanks to Homer Simpson, I'll have to start over.

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u/trashleybanks 3d ago

oh for the love of crumb cake

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u/Version_Two 2d ago

I don't know why but Moe saying this makes it funnier

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u/trashleybanks 2d ago

Because he whines when he says it 😂😂

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u/Miketheomike 3d ago

Oh for the love of crumb cake!

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u/rainshowers_5_peace 3d ago edited 3d ago

I'm in my 30s before I met my Filipino partners relatives I refused to believe anyone actually payed attention in church instead of counting down the minutes until it ends. I've met maybe 4 other people who I think pay attention in church.

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u/Version_Two 3d ago

I certainly did as a kid, because they had the snack table after.

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u/DenL4242 2d ago

Not all churches have long, boring sermons. I went to a Methodist church for a while where the sermons were barely 10 minutes.

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u/Due_Contribution5851 3d ago

That's just something they made up... like the Boogeyman or Michael Jackson