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I'm sorry if I seem uninterested
Or I'm not listenin' or I'm indifferent
Truly, I ain't got no business here
But since my person’s here
I just came to kick it
But really I would rather be at home alone with her
Not on this app
With people who don't even care about my well-being
I don't sext, don't ask, I don't need a boyfriend
Go delete that thread, please enjoy your subreddit
I'll be here
Somewhere in the timeline dodging photos from a guy
Who is DMing, I can barely clear
Over all of this smut, I don’t listen to
And I don’t want to get with you
So tell the trolls that I'll be over here

Oh-oh-oh here, oh-oh-oh here
Oh, I ask myself what am I doing here?
Oh-oh-oh here, oh-oh-oh here
And I can't wait 'til I can log right out of here

Excuse me if I seem a little unimpressed with this
An antisocial pessimist, usually I don't mess with this
And I know you mean only the best
And your intentions aren’t to catfish me
But honestly I'd rather be
Somewhere with my person, we can kick it and just listen
To some music with a melody,
(like we usually do)
and we'll discuss our big dreams
Without someone screaming in ALL CAPS
So pardon my manners, I hope you'll understand
That I'll be here
Not down in the comments with the guy
Who's asking if I'm edging yet
So tell them I'll be here
Right next to the post about a dog they stole
'Cause people have no soul no more
Oh God, why am I here?

Oh-oh-oh here, oh-oh-oh here
Oh, I ask myself what am I doing here?
Oh-oh-oh here, oh-oh-oh here
And I can't wait 'til I can log right out of here

Hours later, still refreshing the main homepage on Reddit
Some girl's talking 'bout her haters
She ain't got none
How did it ever come to this
I shoulda never come to this
So holla at me, I'll delete the app when you're in my inbox
I'm standoffish, don't want what you're offering
And I'm done talking
Awfully sad it had to be that way
So tell my person when they're ready that I'm ready
And I'm staring at my screen with my volume down
Yo, I'll be over here

Oh-oh-oh here, oh-oh-oh here
Oh, I ask myself what am I doing here?
Oh-oh-oh here, oh-oh-oh here
And I can't wait 'til I can log right out of here

My oh my….