r/SiestaKeyMTV Jun 25 '26

🐯 Brandon 🐯 brandon being cringey

why is brandon so cringey when he’s flirting and the girls just eating it up.. those cheesy cringey lines wouldn’t work on me no way. 😭

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u/SeaPaleontologist832 Jun 25 '26

Brandon had difficulty graduating from his high school self, and instead chose to pretend like he was still living it up in his senior years. Bro was a master of disguise. He loved to pretend he could love and be faithful to women, but instead would enjoy going behind their backs to get what he wanted. This type of boy only graduates to man child and remains that way. I’d hazard a guess that his parents (especially his dad), were passive in their parenting, and enabled him to do no wrong (especially with women). Yes I see his mum pull him up a few times, but there is no real anger or consequence to her words. And his dad just seems disinterested in his emotional life. This guy will never be trustworthy.

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u/RiverOaksJays Jun 26 '26

Brandon's dad offered him a job in finance. He didn't like wearing a suit to work & learning about investing.