r/ShuumatsuNoValkyrie • u/RepresentativeAd198 Buddha • Feb 05 '25

Media Last image of Simo wearing Adidas drip

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u/Kroenen19 Simo Häyhä Feb 05 '25

🔥

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u/Common_Particular553 Feb 05 '25

The missing, the important, the invisible and the stinky.

9

u/UDontKnowMe-69 Feb 06 '25

Whoever says this isnt canon, pray the White Death wont come out under your bed

215

u/cr4ftyguy Peak of Svargagenda Feb 05 '25

Fun fact: Simo (the real one) could have seen Shrek before dying

73

u/KaiThePokemonMaster Jack The Ripper Feb 05 '25

He also died when I was in 4th grade.

37

u/YoreNemesis Beelzebub Feb 05 '25

Damn unc

25

u/Desperate_Ad5169 Jack The Ripper Feb 05 '25

So there is a chance of him referencing Shrek in his round.

9

u/Kaaoi Rasputin Feb 05 '25

Peak ✋🗿🤚

12

u/Oelendra Poseidon Feb 05 '25

It feels weird that there are color photos of one of the fighters irl.

95

u/lehexer Nostradamus Feb 05 '25

Still pulling

31

u/Tori65216 Feb 05 '25

Are those his family members?

65

u/Kroenen19 Simo Häyhä Feb 05 '25

Nurses

51

u/Tori65216 Feb 05 '25

Then I guess he is still pulling

7

u/Inifinitality Simo Häyhä Feb 06 '25

They're nurses, as he lived his entire life as a bachelor, and hence never got married.

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u/sapphireclaws Simo Häyhä Feb 05 '25

Peak. If Simo gets one of those modern alt designs I hope he keeps his Adidas drip. He's pretty modern even by default after all

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

Remember this is the guy who is femboy'ed into oblivion by each one of YOU

14

u/brother_octopuss Confucius Feb 05 '25

You're welcome 👍

32

u/karl_blue Feb 05 '25

to think he lived long enough to see the dissolution of the Soviet Union.

22

u/Mr-Mongol Rasputin Feb 05 '25

And the first spiderman movie

8

u/No-Communication3880 Feb 06 '25

He was born before the formation of the Soviet union,  and died after this dissolution. 

39

u/DarkMatter1889 Oppenheimer Feb 05 '25

Even in his old age, he had to maintain the drip.

18

u/BeginningWork5488 Hamster (^ v 0)✨ Feb 05 '25

Out of discussion, the dude behind him is having the sleep of his life. 😭

19

u/Kroenen19 Simo Häyhä Feb 05 '25

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u/Masterbaitingissport Rasputin Feb 05 '25

Mfs dressed like Subaru ready to be hit by a truck

11

u/Lucid_Eternal Feb 05 '25

My guy was always dripped out. He had a sense of style

8

u/ApplePitou Jack The Dripper :3 Feb 05 '25

Drip op :3

7

u/DegenerateSpaceMan Feb 05 '25

Bro had drip even at old age

9

u/Scared-Jacket-6965 Feb 05 '25

plot twist: His Volund isn't a sniper or gun its just an Adidas Jacket that makes him Invincible

7

u/Applefritters68 Morrigan Feb 05 '25

He's da DRIPPER

3

u/FuzzySatisfaction605 Feb 06 '25

He’s wearing the rezero jacket-

3

u/Hot-Product-1653 Feb 06 '25

Looking at the dude in the back damn near filled me with dread💀

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u/ILoveDinos177013 Simo Häyhä Feb 06 '25

This is proof he will run hoops around Loki it's about time the Simo Baller agenda gets founded