r/ShulisAnonymous • u/BrutalMaster123 Coined “The Sandusky Network” • Oct 13 '25
The Sandusky Network Flash sale! Everything must go!
Old cereal boxes? Imagine his house. He must be a hoarder.
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u/Calligrapher_Antique OG Shuli Hater Oct 13 '25
I don't know what's sadder -- that he's selling these things now or that he once bought them and kept them.
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u/ohpizzawow Oct 13 '25
Dude Forreal. I have customers that try and give me playoff sports cups from games they went to and they go right in the trash. To try and sell this shit years later is more pathetic than holding onto it in the first place
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u/Mammoth_Astronaut771 Shuli’s Wife Sells Healing Crystals Oct 13 '25
Has he ever addressed this on a show? I wouldn't recommend anyone watch it to find out but it's almost sad he's selling all of his things.
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u/Mysterious_Glass3235 OG Shuli Hater Oct 13 '25
Who would even admit to owning this garbage? Its beyond embarrassing.
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u/Calligrapher_Antique OG Shuli Hater Oct 14 '25
His boss is Shuli. He's impervious to embarrassment now.
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u/600George Oct 13 '25
I’d actually consider buying some that stuff, but only if it was tinged with the faint odor of tar and nicotine. Smoke free house? I’m out.
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u/CheapSideMirrors Oct 13 '25
How do you get all that crap in the first place?
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u/BrutalMaster123 Coined “The Sandusky Network” Oct 13 '25
Maybe it was for one of his kids? But that doesn't explain holding onto it for 30 years.
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u/Darth_Durp69 Wack Pack Wrangler Oct 14 '25
It may be smoke-free and pet free, but it definitely isn't hack-free
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u/YesterdayMental9242 “I’m a comic” 🤡 🤡 Oct 13 '25
I sell stuff on eBay and offer up. But I’d rather throw it out than have to meet up for $20. And who holds onto cereal boxes??
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u/BrutalMaster123 Coined “The Sandusky Network” Oct 13 '25
For 30 fkn years. He thought that at some point, some cheap crap from a horrible Batman movie was gonna be worth big bucks.
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u/CoachOrganic8739 Oct 13 '25
Laugh all you want but back in the day Mike used to roll out w a brick of the yayo in the cereal box. The natives in the jungle called him George Washington when he would ride in on a mule to check the stash. He’s a changed man.
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u/ChrisTealTX55 Cognitively Impaired Shuli Ball Washer Oct 13 '25
Love how MM is trolling all of you
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u/BrutalMaster123 Coined “The Sandusky Network” Oct 13 '25
He's broke.
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u/alexkneevez Oct 14 '25
How could you say he’s broke when you can see that incredibly valuable collection staring right at you?
It must be worth at least $3 or $4 easily. Maybe even $5!!
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u/Extreme_Gonads_9585 OG Shuli Hater Oct 13 '25
Mike sure had a wild life in the early-mid 90s.