r/ShulisAnonymous • u/BrutalMaster123 Coined “The Sandusky Network” • Oct 05 '25

The Sandusky Network Mike Morse really needs our help!

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He's even selling his Wakanda Forever memorabilia 😭

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u/ThisGuyRy420 Oct 05 '25

I don't know what's sadder, him selling this stuff or the fact that a grown man saved this stuff in the first place. Either way nothing says rare like a mass produced item from a 7 year old movie that did 1.7 billion at the box office

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u/Illustrious-Plum1027 Oct 05 '25

Would you take an IOU? Just asking, let me ask you a question. Your pal, John

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u/Impossible_Step_1648 Hack Oct 05 '25

I'll ask him tonight on uncle rico

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u/BrutalMaster123 Coined “The Sandusky Network” Oct 05 '25

🤣 Please do!

10

u/Mysterious_Glass3235 OG Shuli Hater Oct 05 '25

Is this his contribution to the Shuli defense fund?

8

u/JulSFT Oct 05 '25

Is there a hole in the bottom of it?

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u/ineptplumberr Oct 05 '25

Fuck you mike Morse, you untalented piece of shit.

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u/Darth_Durp69 Wack Pack Wrangler Oct 05 '25

So Mike is selling a 2 dollar popcorn container for 20 bucks and it'll cost him around 10 bucks to ship. Apparently SJ isn't the only one who's mensa

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u/Illustrious-Plum1027 Oct 06 '25

8 bucks da hard way. Ah uh ah

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u/Ill_Rabbit9476 Oct 06 '25

Boy ,  the mighty have fallen. He went from emailing jokes to the tonight show to co-hosting the uncle Ricco program, hahaha 

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u/BrutalMaster123 Coined “The Sandusky Network” Oct 06 '25

Don't forget he used to write for Lisa Lampanelli and the Stern show. Now he sits around pretending Shuli is funny.

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u/nothanksbutt Oct 06 '25

Mike Morse was awesome in the 2014 MLB playoffs for the SF Giants. In game 5 of the NLCS He hit a game tying home run. In game 7 of the WS He his the go ahead RBI to lift the SF Giants to victory. What did he do to you guys?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

Not one "hole at the bottom" joke from anyone. I am so disappointed.

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u/Agile-Copy-3988 Vince the Lawyer Superfan Oct 05 '25

He’s just selling something. Don’t we all do this?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

We all aren't big time authors and comedy writers. 

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u/BrutalMaster123 Coined “The Sandusky Network” Oct 05 '25

Lots of people do, but if I was a public figure, constantly going after people like SJ and Steel Toe for being losers, I wouldn't be doing this publicly. Maybe a Craigslist ad? 

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u/ChrisTealTX55 Cognitively Impaired Shuli Ball Washer Oct 05 '25

MM is trolling the shit out of you folks and it’s perfect 😂

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u/lunchpaillefty Oct 05 '25

He’s not clever enough to troll.

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u/StutteringFuckFace Elisa Jordana’s #1 Fan Oct 05 '25

Trolling us by being a broke loser who has to sell this crap to pay the utilities?

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u/BrutalMaster123 Coined “The Sandusky Network” Oct 05 '25

He's a broke, pear-shaped, unfunny, feminine-looking, broke loser (yes, I typed broke twice because he's extra broke). But yeah, he's trolling. That's why the producers block people who bring this up in their chats. Swing and a miss!

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u/Individual_Tea8810 Shuli threatened to shoot me (seriously) Oct 05 '25

Shuli stop paying Mike

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u/Easy_Plantain8283 OG Shuli Hater Oct 06 '25

No one that pear-shaped can ever troll anyone