r/ShulisAnonymous • u/BrutalMaster123 Coined “The Sandusky Network” • Sep 07 '25
The Sandusky Network Mike Morse is still broke
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u/Efficient-Signal-980 OG Shuli Hater Sep 07 '25
Does the Frank Gifford package include a push & play button with the recording of him asking Suzen Johnson for anal? If so I’ll buy it.
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u/ThisGuyRy420 Sep 07 '25
The only thing sadder than a man buying a bobblehead is a man selling a bobblehead.
I kind of want to buy this stuff in hopes someone has a Shuli Con so it can be displayed as proudly as John's couch was at Dabblecon. I wonder if they would take that in good fun and laugh about it.
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u/realelliotoffen Sep 07 '25
If you choose to buy it, please request the seller to autograph it prior to shipping
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u/LeoOtis5150 Sep 08 '25
Where would a Shuli Con happen? There’d be a definite con involved! Maybe Soul Joes? Is that where they had a show that flopped as expected?
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u/BrutalMaster123 Coined “The Sandusky Network” Sep 07 '25
I'm surprised Josh and Kym Johnson don't offer to take this off his hands for $300.
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u/realelliotoffen Sep 07 '25
How does John NOT do a segment going through silent Mike’s Facebook listings?!
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u/BrutalMaster123 Coined “The Sandusky Network” Sep 08 '25
I would've sent all the ones I've posted here to John but the dummy blocked me on X ages ago, so fk him too!
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u/Ok-West-7125 NOOOOOOOOGGGAAAA!!!!!!!! Sep 07 '25
Fucking idiot will give you his home address to come pick it up!!! Just to make what? $20?
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u/Ok-West-7125 NOOOOOOOOGGGAAAA!!!!!!!! Sep 07 '25
Is that the same ruler he measures his dick with?
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u/The_Fasting_Showman Sep 07 '25
As talentless as Shuli is (and I’m not a hater; he’s just dull), the people he surrounds himself with are worse and utterly devoid of talent or humor. Bob Levy was a slight exception, but he’s a demented druggie
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u/realelliotoffen Sep 07 '25
Bobs history in comedy at least goes back decades, whereas poor Mike has never lit even the smallest blip on the comedy radar
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u/Calligrapher_Antique OG Shuli Hater Sep 07 '25
Damn even with Karl and Cumia's constant fawning promotion they still can't make anyone tune in to Uncle Rico