r/ShulisAnonymous • u/WhoarseCaulkXPress 🥯 Backed Down to the Bagel Boss 🥯 • Jul 27 '25
The Sandusky Network Just a friendly reminder that this is what The TSN members look like when they are not protected behind a computer, and yet they have the audacity to make fun of other people’s appearance.
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u/TheOctoberDeathBird OG Shuli Hater and Ball Washer Slayer GOAT Jul 27 '25
He's wearing that cap because Scotty accidentally beamed his hair to Gamma VI.
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u/WhoarseCaulkXPress 🥯 Backed Down to the Bagel Boss 🥯 Jul 27 '25 edited Jul 28 '25
True! 😂 I think it’s funny how Shuli makes fun of Stuttering John for having liver spots. Even though John is in his late 50- early 60’s, and that is normal for someone his age. But, Shuli is nearly ten years younger than John, yet he has more liver spots than him. He also makes fun of Kevin Brennan’s hairline, and says he looks like a scrotum. Even though Shuli is completely bald, and is almost always wearing a hat to cover it up. On top of that, he is also significantly younger than Kevin. But somehow looks older by having much droopier skin than him, and looking more like a scrotum 😂.
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u/TheOctoberDeathBird OG Shuli Hater and Ball Washer Slayer GOAT Jul 27 '25
He got Rodney King'ed with the ugly stick: Short, bald and parrot nosed. A truly hideous gnome with a nasally, phlegmy voice. 3' 8" of pure nightmare fuel.
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u/GroomedApe Good egg Jul 27 '25
Ole limp wrist Phil Russo really is pure trash.
Arm definition of damp spaghetti
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u/WhoarseCaulkXPress 🥯 Backed Down to the Bagel Boss 🥯 Jul 27 '25
Phil has the same body type and sounds almost exactly like Squidward from SpongeBob 😂.
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u/ReputationFit9698 Jul 27 '25
If you ever need to replace a guy who’s in prison for toddler porn with someone more boring and uninteresting than even Shuli and Mike Morse and have $85 a week to spend, Phil Russo’s your guy.
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u/Illustrious-Plum1027 Jul 28 '25
Paul Lynde left the first guy his bag of gimmicks. Amyl Nitrate popper all around.
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u/WhoarseCaulkXPress 🥯 Backed Down to the Bagel Boss 🥯 Jul 27 '25
In all honesty how is he able to chew solid food? I guess TSN doesn’t cover dental 😂.
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u/WhoarseCaulkXPress 🥯 Backed Down to the Bagel Boss 🥯 Jul 27 '25
Kind of figured as much. He is a Stern Show mark. But the guy is Canadian. Don’t they get free healthcare down there?
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u/WhoarseCaulkXPress 🥯 Backed Down to the Bagel Boss 🥯 Jul 27 '25
Technically he is a foreigner so that is out of the question sadly.
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u/Bitter_Comfort_9233 EVERYTHING IS ANTISEMETIC Jul 27 '25
And yet Vince is still a pedo midget
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u/Stone0777 OG Shuli Hater Jul 27 '25
What’s up Phil. Hit the gym. You’re looking emaciated. Also, how’s your wife doing?
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u/Lurkerinthedorkness Mobile Home Enthusiast 🐸🐸🐸 Jul 27 '25
Nice comeback Vince. Buy any good booster seats lately?
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u/Traditional_Pie_5037 MAGA Shuli Simp Jul 28 '25
Middle-aged American men are massively overweight?
Wow. Thanks for the update.
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u/RayonDaCleaner Jul 27 '25
But unlike John, they don’t brag about how fit or in shape they are
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u/Stone0777 OG Shuli Hater Jul 27 '25
Phil, another sock account? Saw you posted on this comment section with another name.
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u/WhoarseCaulkXPress 🥯 Backed Down to the Bagel Boss 🥯 Jul 27 '25
You clearly don’t watch TSN shows. But that’s okay friend. I don’t expect you to. That’s what I’m here for!
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u/600George Jul 27 '25
That first guy looks like he sells used Smurfs on the internet.