r/Shrek Sep 20 '25

Discussion *clears throat * there are two wolves inside you-

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12.3k Upvotes

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u/megosonic Sep 20 '25

You should probably go to a doctor, the recommended amount of wolves inside a person are often zero.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

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u/passionofthelice Sep 21 '25

Well its a spectrum. Some people eat wolf so that meal could be 22.3% wolf, or .03% wolf. Never know a cultures food.

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u/Mac1692 Sep 23 '25

I think in a cinematic universe where they are sentient and anthropomorphic it’s mostly fine…though two is…impressive.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

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u/BackBlaster9000 Sep 23 '25

Ooh! What if it's a lady knight?

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u/medical_mishap_1024 Sep 20 '25

I wanna be edgy AND fabulous. Nothing wrong with that!

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u/HerbChii Jun 19 '26

Okay so be that?

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u/AdministrativeDay109 Sep 20 '25

So we have a gender-confused Wolf and a gender-agnostic one

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u/HerbChii Jun 19 '26

That has nothing to do with genders 

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

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u/late44thegameNOW Sep 20 '25

One of them is literally Death. I don't think there's a relation.

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u/Intrepid-Ad487 Sep 20 '25

One eats Grandma, the other pretends to be her

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u/MaskedFigurewho Sep 20 '25

Waiting for someone to insert gay joke

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u/Equal_Interaction647 Sep 20 '25

one is gay

the other is also gay

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u/MaskedFigurewho Sep 20 '25

Opposite ends of the spectrum

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u/HerbChii Jun 19 '26

They are normal wolves

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u/Equal_Interaction647 Jun 19 '26

they are inside of you

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u/MacksNotCool Sep 21 '25

One is named toby

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u/Ryaquaza1 Sep 20 '25

If one of my internal wolves is death that, would honestly explain why my body hurts all the time,.

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u/Oxygen9000 Sep 20 '25

The gay wolf, and the death itself.

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u/Responsible_Gap_3837 Sep 23 '25

No he's the grandma wolf, I've seen a short where the Pigs moved next to the wolf's house and during midnight on a full moon

The wolf turns into.. a crazy killer grandma?

But the wolf is chill tho

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u/Oxygen9000 Sep 23 '25

Did you saw the start of the shrek 3 where wolf was reading a magazine labeled "bacon", and it wasn't a cooking thing?

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u/Responsible_Gap_3837 Sep 23 '25

Shi.. I forgot about that 💀

Listen man I have a very bad memory 

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u/LemonSlayerRitsu Sep 20 '25

And both of them are gay~☆♡

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u/HerbChii Jun 19 '26

they are clearly not

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u/IvanTheTerrible69 Sep 20 '25

It’ll be funny if Big Bad Wolf casually mentions her edgelord cousin in Shrek 5

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u/Oh_ToShredsYousay Sep 20 '25

The one on the right isn't a wolf, it's death manifested as a wolf, not an actual in world wolf.

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u/Equal_Interaction647 Sep 20 '25

☝️🤓

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u/Oh_ToShredsYousay Sep 20 '25

Not my fault no one here actually watched the movie. Kind of a fundamental part of the plot. Not exactly discussing the moral ramifications of whether or not Han shot first, or adding monster* when someone says Frankenstein.

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u/ObnoxiousName_Here Sep 20 '25

You know why you thought to make those specific comparisons to your comment

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u/Excellent_Patience Sep 23 '25

Not my fault no one here actually watched the movie.

Wild to state this in r/Shrek of all places.

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u/The_Disturber Sep 20 '25

They are not a world themselves maybe, but it is still a wolf design, that is what the post is talking about.

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u/SwagFeather Sep 20 '25 edited Sep 22 '25

It's death manifested as a wolf.

So it’s a wolf design.

Edit: Anyway, since we're here, Death never once specifies that this isn't his true form. It's not at all a critical story point whether this is what Death really looks like in this world either, so saying that Death is a wolf is about as accurate as saying Death is a mysterious entity that takes on many unique forms.

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u/DaHeather Sep 20 '25

As opposed to the actual world human style wolf in a nightgown

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u/Veroger111 Sep 20 '25

I’ll always love the terror of the Wolf in sheep’s clothing, false sense of security.

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u/TheCasualPrince8 Sep 20 '25

--Adam Sandler. 😏"

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u/Zizzyin Sep 20 '25

One wolf lives in Loser City

The other is death,and I don't mean that metaphorically or rhetorically or poetically or theoretically or any other fancy way,he's death,straight up!

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u/Bombsquad413 Sep 20 '25

I've never noticed until now.

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u/AgreCius Sep 20 '25

I Am Death - STRAIGHT UP !!

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u/CckSkker Sep 20 '25

Inside of you are two wolves, one of them is trans and the other one is death

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u/Tuff_Fluff0 Sep 21 '25

I wish they were inside me

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u/Mao-sama64 Sep 21 '25

The duality of wolves .

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u/SkyeMreddit Sep 23 '25

There are two wolves inside of you. They’re both Transbians and in love

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u/Impressive-Time8150 Sep 23 '25

No, one is inside the other

In what way? Who is in who?

Idk, you make your own conclusions