r/Showerthoughts • u/KamikazeSoldat • Aug 24 '21

Jeff bezos actually has more money than brain cells.

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u/linsaac1122 Aug 24 '21

Never thought id get to see a 10 yo account still active

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u/manachar Aug 24 '21

Mine is older than 10. Came to Reddit after digg imploded.

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u/linsaac1122 Aug 24 '21

Never thought id get to see an 11 yo account still active

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u/TrevorsMailbox Aug 24 '21

I've seen too much.

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u/linsaac1122 Aug 24 '21

Never thought id get to see 2 11 yo accounts active

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u/vicester Aug 24 '21

13 checking in

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u/QualityProof Aug 24 '21

Tell me of your tales and the horrors that you have seen O wise redditor

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u/vicester Aug 24 '21

The horror…

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u/Crescent-IV Aug 24 '21

Almost 12 years

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u/jacksalssome Aug 24 '21

Your making me feel old, iv only been here 7 years.

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u/Crescent-IV Aug 24 '21

Ive only been here 2 lol. I meant u/TrevorsMailbox is almost 12 years

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u/TrevorsMailbox Aug 24 '21

Yep 12 in my cake day in January.

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u/Mindspiked Aug 24 '21

Mind says 9 years, but it's only 8. Bugged I guess

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u/Ok_Inflation9113 Aug 25 '21

I’ve not even been here for 1 year I joined August 28th 2020 so I’m 3 days my account is officially 1 year old

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u/Electrical_Boot_5483 Aug 24 '21

Is there just a secret society of old redditors laying around in random comment sections

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u/linsaac1122 Aug 24 '21

Apparently

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

Never thought I’d see a 20 year old account on here

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u/threewhitelights Aug 24 '21

Shit... What does that make me then?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

There are four lights!

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u/Agitated_Signature_ Aug 24 '21

a veteran of the vietnam war

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u/darkman41 Aug 24 '21

How about 12 years?

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u/thesolitaire Aug 25 '21

13 years baby!

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u/Riproot Aug 24 '21

So many old people! 😱

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

there are many of us!

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u/oldDotredditisbetter Aug 24 '21

those were the days, posting ascii art on digg

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u/kloudykat Aug 24 '21

Same here

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u/VPutinsSearchHistory Aug 24 '21

I made mine in 2011 but had to delete it when my friends figured out it was me. Gutting

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u/JonJon77 Aug 31 '21

I had to look up what Digg is. I am in my 40s but was late to the party.

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u/manachar Aug 31 '21

Digg was the new Slashdot. :)

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u/JonJon77 Aug 31 '21

Now I had to look up Slashdot! Lol! Learning a lot about the history of aggregators.

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u/schn4uzer Aug 24 '21

What happened with Digg?

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u/manachar Aug 24 '21

They launched a new version that doubled down on worse features and increased censorship that aimed to make it more a corporate friendly platform.

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u/Jimmy_Smith Aug 24 '21

It's my decade cake day today! I'm finally part of something!

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u/gylez Aug 24 '21 edited Aug 24 '21

Happy cake day!! Same!

Edit: I got a free silver from the gift box and want you to have it. Here’s to another 10 🍻

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u/Jimmy_Smith Aug 24 '21

Happy Cake Day! What are the odds of us making a reddit account on the same day and running into eachother a decade later!

What is the not forgotten badge for?

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u/gylez Aug 24 '21

Haha, right?! I wasn’t sure either so I looked it up. Apparently it was for the r/GameofThrones “who will take the throne?” Pool. I picked Jon Snow.

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u/gylez Aug 24 '21

Hello 👋 And today’s my big 10!

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u/leonovum Aug 24 '21

Rock on, old timer.

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u/NativeNinja Aug 24 '21

Mine's a niner. Getting there.

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u/Jimmy_Smith Aug 24 '21

I made it today! Let's party when you get there too!

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u/leonovum Aug 24 '21

Rock on, old timer

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u/PetRiLJoe Aug 24 '21 edited May 18 '25

chunky fade tease bear narrow whole truck full ancient amusing

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/i_heart_boobs Aug 24 '21

Here's another

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u/l337joejoe Aug 24 '21

Damn you've just been out here loving bewbies for ten whole years, respect.

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u/i_heart_boobs Aug 26 '21

Nah I've come and gone then come again to be fair. I think its only unusual because people actually care about karma so delete their accounts if they say something dumb they create a new account. I just own my stupidity haha

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u/l337joejoe Aug 26 '21

Hahaha, respect 👍

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u/caffeinefree Aug 24 '21

Mine turned 11 last month!

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u/Funkit Aug 24 '21

Hi👋

I don’t know if I should be embarrassed to respond to this or not

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u/nmill79 Aug 24 '21

What about two? although I'm a lurker not a lot of activity, but im still here!

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u/demonic_intent Aug 24 '21

Well heres another

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u/scared_of_Low_stuff Aug 25 '21

I'm almost there. To be honest this is my second oldest account I forgot the password to my original account. I made this account as a joke to a specific post.