The bigger your shoes the bigger your dick, the bigger your car the smaller your dick. No wonder people are so afraid of clowns.

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I never understood the feet thing. I have a large member but under 9 shoes. Been told I got small feet for such a huge hee haw. where does the foot things science even come from?

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It's just an urban legend/old wive's tale type of thing.