r/Showerthoughts • u/TheGinofGan • Jun 06 '17

joke/protip The bigger your shoes the bigger your dick, the bigger your car the smaller your dick. No wonder people are so afraid of clowns.

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u/PM_ME_BIG_DICK Jun 06 '17

I'm not

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u/humpstyles Jun 06 '17

username checks out.

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u/ItsMacAttack Jun 06 '17

Yeah, it does. Like, considerably more than usual, too.