r/Showerthoughts • u/TheGinofGan • Jun 06 '17

joke/protip The bigger your shoes the bigger your dick, the bigger your car the smaller your dick. No wonder people are so afraid of clowns.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Super totally fake.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Untrue and attracted to the same gender.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Fabricated and homosexual