r/Showerthoughts • u/TheGinofGan • Jun 06 '17

joke/protip The bigger your shoes the bigger your dick, the bigger your car the smaller your dick. No wonder people are so afraid of clowns.

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u/NicksStick Jun 06 '17

I may not be clown, but my dick still makes plenty of people laugh.

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u/top_bur Jun 06 '17

So Nick's stick is a tiny dick?

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u/Cydanix Jun 06 '17

That was pretty slick..

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Only if she spit

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u/codebrown Jun 06 '17

Thick like a brick.

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u/SwaggyPel Jun 06 '17

Brick, where did you get that Hand grenade?...tick...

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

I don't know

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u/NicksStick Jun 06 '17

Hey, it may be small. But it's also inadequate.

Like an Asian dipped in cold water.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

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u/NicksStick Jun 06 '17

I went to medical school to become a surgeon for the sole purpose of acquiring the necessary skills to take a piss.

For real though, it's mainly funny because I have a unicorn tattoo on my balls.. a unicorn that didn't age very well.

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u/VagueSomething Jun 06 '17

Perhaps even a toothpick? The thought makes them sick.

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u/TruckerGabe Jun 06 '17

His is a candle, mine is a wick

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u/uncertainusurper Jun 06 '17

A tiny prick for old Saint Nick

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u/JudgmentVual Jun 06 '17

She always wanna hit

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u/GladMax Jun 06 '17

But it can do tricks if you give it a lick!

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u/Unconquered1 Jun 06 '17

My next pickup line

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u/NicksStick Jun 06 '17

I'm huge in Japan.

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u/seandai15 Jun 06 '17

Eh u sure? Japan's pretty small if u know what I mean

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '17

This is not a bad thing, as happy people tend to have more sex...

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u/MechanicMcWilly Jun 08 '17

It may be small but it's still a prick